Diet of Worms

[guyarney]

Diet of Worms (Uncommon)

Enchantment – Aura
Enchant nonartifact creature
At the beginning of each upkeep, you may put a -1/-1 counter on enchanted creature.
When enchanted creature dies, put a 1/1 black and green Worm creature token onto the battlefield for each -1/-1 counter that was on it.

[clustro]

i had a list of 95 reasons this card was bad, but i lost them.

j/k. yay for Luther

its a fun card. probably could have a field day with the artwork. and yay for reformation puns!

Perhaps those that voice their dislike of the card will be... Protestants? o_O

[guyarney]

Hey someone knows about the actual Diet of Worms! Which has nothing to do with eating worms.

Yeah, I had just learned about it, and thought to myself "Diet of Worms sounds like a Magic card. Time for a top-down design." I've designed a card that functioned similarly to this and have seen others do it as well, but I think this by far has the best flavor. It's just so nasty.