The Pants Game! Weeeee!

[Benobi]

This is a simple game, but it's fun, too. Take any commmonly-understood quote, song lyric, phrase, etc. and change one word to "pants". For example;

* "I find your lack of pants disturbing" - Darth Vader

* A bird in the hand is worth two in the pants.

* "We were meant to live for so much more, have we lost our pants?" - Switchfoot, meant to live


See who can come up with the best ones, and for added fun, randomly throw one out there while you're having a conversation with somebody.:D

[redeyes15]

" Join the pants side"

[Neo_Vorse]

''use the pants luke!''

[Rhino408]

"one man's pants is another man's treasure"

[kuriboh10]

''I am your Pants''

[Neo_Vorse]

''pants is the world''

[Hello?]

"Bad Pants Are Forgiven, Good Pants Are Remebered, Neutral Pants Have No Meaning"

[Benobi]

The pants are always greener on the other side

ph34r m3h l33t n3kk3d p4nts!!!

[Comic_Book_Guy]

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy also talks about pants. It says, 'Avoid if at all possible.'

[g0nz02]

I pledge alleigance, to the pants...

[kuriboh10]

"If you can't say anything good about pants then don't say anything at all"

[Rhino408]

Pants is money

When in Rome do what the pants do

[praetoritevong]

Pants is ecstacy.

[Rhino408]

There're more pants in the sea

[Comic_Book_Guy]

Sorry, I'm having trouble talking... I've got a frog in my pants.

[praetoritevong]

The pants are cast.

(iacta alea est)

[mike lopez]

"I want to pants you like an animal"

"Closer" from nine inch nails

[praetoritevong]

I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I can do something. And because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do the one pants I can do.

[Benobi]

"I regret that I have only one life to give for my pants"

[Destructiox]

"Their eyes were open, but still, they were pants...." Another Planet by Pendulum

And...
*Off Topic*
Benobi, is that eagle from AW as your avi? (He rocks :P)

[Benobi]

*Off Topic*
Benobi, is that eagle from AW as your avi? (He rocks :P)

U know it! I got a DS just for Advance Wars Dual Strike. (Super CO theme plays in the background:cool: )

[MagePower]

"Let there be pants!" And there were pants. And it was good.

[Kird_Ape]

"The pantsening...."
"Where are pants going? The pantsening is about to begin!"
"Pants are my frieeeends!"
"HI PANTS!"
"Got pants?"
"Its so hot in here, so take off all your pants"
"Can't touch pants!"
"Do the pants"
"The pants that want a big mouth"
"Your pants are stupid!"
"Don't you want a pansta?"
"I like pants"
"Hi pants! Pants me a sammich!"
"I'll kill you with my pants"
"You threatening pants? You threatening pants with pants?"

[redeyes15]

"wake me up, when pants end.."

[Roxas]

"Pants and more Pants are inseparably connected."

~George Washington

[Kird_Ape]

"e = mcPants"
"I'M ON TOP OF THE PANTS!"

[fizzydapony]

pants me baby one more time - britney spears

whos your sexy pants? go baby go with it... - justin timberlake

hold me, pants me...fuel the flames... - hilary duff

[zakskelyngtn]

"Pants, ASSEMBLE!!!"

[redeyes15]

ON the boulevard of broken pants

[IllusionKnight]

"Feel the pants of those inferior beings as you burn in hell!" -Kratos Aurion

[Kird_Ape]

"Pants pants pants, we like pants, pants pants pants, splash splash splash, pants pants pants, we like pants."

[IllusionKnight]

"...When their pants are forgotten in the stillness of the night...that is the moment for a ninja to strike." -Sasuke Uchiha

[Kird_Ape]

You could've done better by saying that is the time for a pants to strike. :P

[Benobi]

Pokemon, gotta pants 'em all!

"By destroying my creature, you've activated my Pants card!"

Counterpants-:u: :u: Counter target pants.

"The name's Bond. Pants Bond."

Buy one, get pants free!

[redeyes15]

benobi cant get any pants! Owned.

[Benobi]

benobi cant get any pants! Owned.

*sniffle*... (goes into the corner and sobs)

[Kird_Ape]

benobi cant get any pants! Owned.Will get sigged.

[Benobi]

No fair, now I'm on the butt-end of two Redeyes pwns in one sig... Kird Ape, you can't post anything anywhere anymore, ok? :D

[Kird_Ape]

No fair, now I'm on the butt-end of two Redeyes pwns in one sig... Kird Ape, you can't post anything anywhere anymore, ok? :DNo thanks, but I hardly post here anyway.

[octagon_freak]

I've got too much pants on my hands. -Styx

...There the kravas, fill it with your mighty pants. -Tenaicious D

Give me liberty, or give me pants.

PANTS SMASH PUNY HUMANS!!!!!!!

[Benobi]

"Welcome to McPants, may I take your pants?"

"Yeah, I'll have a large pants, two orders of pants, and a McPants sandwhich with no pants."

"Would you like some pants with that?"

[octagon_freak]

He's got the whole world in his pants.

I was smoking in the boys pants. (My pants to be exact)

Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang pants tonight.

[octagon_freak]

Why has the maddness stopped?

[fizzydapony]

Im dying to be the friction inside your pants- fall out boy, lol.

[octagon_freak]

I have been become cofortable pants. -Pink Floyd

[Benobi]

ALL YOUR PANTS ARE BELONG TO US!

[fizzydapony]

havent u ppl ever heard of, closing your god damned pants...no, its much better to face these kinds of things, with a sense of poise and rationality --Panic! At The Disco

[Benobi]

"Do a little dance...
Make a little love...
Get pants tonight!"

[octagon_freak]

We love to see your pants.

[redeyes15]

You want to come back in my pants?

[IllusionKnight]

Sorry, I just had to share this one with you guys...it's not a changed quote, but this thread is somewhat related to what happened...

At school a while ago, one of the kids loosened his pants right before the Pledge of Allegiance, and when he stood up to say it they fell right off. And everyone knew it was deliberate. While everyone was laughing their *** off, he actually picked up his pants off the floor, threw them on top of the flagpole so that they covered the flag, and pledged allegiance to his pants. Now I can officially say I've seen everything.

[octagon_freak]

I got caught in the pants fire.

[TimeMaster]

Liar Liar, Pant's on Fire :P

It is the east and the Pants are the sun.

[Firehound105]

there's nothing to fear but pants itself

[MagePower]

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your pants!

"Into the abyss with my pants." -Disturbed, "Stricken"

"Into the fog of forever we will fly to the pants." -DragonForce, "Fury Of The Storm"

"I Can't fight this feeling any longer
Yet I'm still afraid to let it show
What started out as friendship has grown stronger
I only wish I had the pants to let it flow"
-REO Speedwagon, "Can't fight this feeling"

Dang it feels good to be back here!