Story Writers!

[MagePower]

Here's how it works: I'll start a story, and you add, say, ten lines to it and end like this... Then the next person starts where the last person left off, adding ten more lines to it and ending... And it continues until we have the world's most nufft up story ever!

I'll start.

Russ, hearing the song "Superman(It's not easy)" By Five for Fighting, had to step out of the room. Out walks Kiteara, the hottie of the school. "What's wrong?" she asks. "Its the song" he replies...

[War_of_Chaos]

It makes me want to hurt someone,said Russ. You hurt someone? HA!,replies Kiteara. You couldnt through a punch at a stuff bear,said Kiteara........

(sorry i couldnt add more but its just starting, and im not the best writer)

[JxBlade]

... "Really?" said Russ. "What about that guy yesterday. I punched him". Kiteara was confused. "I thought he punched and beat you up?" she wispered. "Yeah, he knocked me out." replied Russ. "ok, I have to tell you something." said Kiteara " you are a coward!"
(I love writing)

[fizzydapony]

if im a coward, then would i do this? [Russ starts making out with Kiteara]. "well, that just proves you're stupid" kiteara replies with deep breaths. "how does that make me stupid?"
"because my boyfriend, captain of the Pentown Highschool Kickboxing team wont be happy! plus, im about to B*tch slap you!" [she b*tch slaps him]

[MagePower]

(Wow, this really is getting nufft up)
"Oh, bleh... I could take him" Russ says.
"Let's test that theory, Russ" Says this giant from behind him.
Russ attacks first with a few well placed kicks tho the shoulders and head. Eventually, the boyfriend grabs him and performs a perfect Capture Suplex, which just ticks off Russ. Russ Leviathan Spine busters him and says "You can stick that where the son don't shine."
Her boyfriend is lying there twitching.
"How in the he|| did you do that?" Kiteara asks him.
"Former Trampoline Wrestling Federation Champion Russ 'Giantkiller' Chiron at your service So will you go out with me?"...

[zakskelyngtn]

HELL YES. (filler :p)

[Neo_Vorse]

'maybe, but i have more than one man...' she replys, and more men come forward...... FILLER CUS IM TIRED!

[MagePower]

(Awkward is right. I can't let that kind of sickening things happen here.) Ignore that last one, please, no offense, zak, but that is just plain wrong and parallel universes scare me. I don't want to think that there is another me ANYWHERE!

[Hello?]

Ok im starting from post 5 because thats where it makes sense


Russ- will you go out with me?
Kiteara- Well...... can I ask you one thing?
Russ- Sure.
Kiteara- *kicks Russ in the balls* does that hurt?
Russ- *falls down holding his crotch* uhhh..... *Blacks Out*
Kiteara- *picks up her boy friend and slings him on her shoulder and walks away* dont stop trying rebel! *gives a anime smile*

wakes up earlier

Russ- uhhh.... I was having a boner when she kicked me, owwww.

[MagePower]

"Ok... Bum!" Russ says as he tries to get up.
From behind him comes Jen, Kiteara's best friend. "I can't believe the nerve of her to do that. Sure she's taken but she had no right to do that to you. Are you ok?" she says as she picks him up.
"I will be. Thanks, umm..."
"Just call me Jen. Let's go somewhere and talk, ok?"
"Sure" Russ says...

[Comic_Book_Guy]

Zakskelyngtn's offensive post has been removed. If you have problems such as this in the future with sexual or offensive posting in any of your threads, feel free to PM me and I will issue warnings and remove the post in question where and when necessary.
-CBG

[Hello?]

Russ- How 'bout we go to pluy club its almost 7 we can have dinner.
Jen- Sure

*At Club*

Jen- mmmm.... this lobsters great, hows your sushi?
Russ- EXCELLENT YUMM *slurps some beer* wanna dance?
Jen-sure

*3 hours later after many moves of dirty dancing, disco, cha cha, ect.*

Russ- woo, im tired wanna come to my house for cofee.
Jan-sure.

*at house*

Russ- you know what im not in the mood for cofee why dont i show you my bed.......

[MagePower]

Russ then looks puzzled: "Did I just say that?"
Jen smiles and says "Yes you did. I'm not offended. But not now, I just met you, ok?"
Russ: Ok, I see. Mind if I walk you home?
Jen: Sure thing.
They walk home together. As they get home, her parents are waiting on the porch.
Mom: Where have you been?
Jen: Mom, I know I've been out late. I'm sorry. But I met someone. Mom, meet Russ...

[Hello?]

(wow nice mage you avoided that one nicely this one wont be so easy)

Mom: Get the hell away from my daughter!!!
Dad: Come inside honey.
Jen: Guy's stop it you do this every time.
Mom: Shut it Jen i told you no boys only girl friends.
Russ: OMG your mom's a.....

[Neo_Vorse]

hoe!
mum If you come near her....
Dad i'll kill you on the spot!
russ well, i just did!

[MagePower]

Jen looks puzzled at Russ's eyes. "Your eyes... they're white as a ghosts!"
At that moment, Russ falls to the ground, and Jen's Mom runs as far away as possible.

When Rustus comes to, Jen's pacing the floor. Russ is stretched out on the couch.
"What's up with your eyes, Russ?" asks Jen. "THey seemed to be white as a ghost's"
"It's a very long story. I ran into this voodoo dude a couple years back and I made him mad. So he casts this curse on me that makes me two people. It's a bit much to handle, but... please don't think anything different of me."

(That's totally me... two in one.)

[fizzydapony]

jen-think differently? why would i??
russ-cuzz it makes me act scitzo
jen-bob thinks scitzos are cool
russ-whos bob?
jen-only i can see him...even wen my eyes are closed....

[MagePower]

Russ: Well it could be worse.
Jen: How?
Russ: Your mom could be running out here with a gun right now.
(sure enough, there she is, revolver in hand)
Mom: Get AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!
Russ: Or what? You'll kill me? THat seems to be the plan anyway.
Jen: What are you talking about?
Russ: Your mom and my family have a little bit of history. You see, your mom attacked my family, and that is why I'm all alone. And that voodoo guy I ran into was her...

[fizzydapony]

russ: ...great uncle, Alfred, who's addicted to Heroine. Now every time he gets a craving he shoves a needle up my...
jen: addict? he's an addict? wow, thats y hes not on my family tree...
russ: maybe if im reeeeeally quiet, ur mom will forget about me....
jens mom: [throws down gun and pulls out tiny half inch knife] shut up cowboy before i plug ya full of lead! [wildly brandishes mini knife at russ]

[CyberDragon317]

Russ picks up the gun she dropped and shoots her straight in the forhead.

Jen:You just killed my mother?!?!
Russ:That wasn't your mother, it was Alfred, he's probably high, or, was high anyways
Jen:Oh, then it's okay, I never really liked him anyways.
Russ:So, you wanna go on a walk in the park or something, get an ice cream cone?...

[MagePower]

(This is way... too... good!)

They get some ice cream and after about an hour, police show up.
Cop: ARe you Rustus N. Vade?
Rustus: yes I am.
Cop: Then I must take you to the station for questioning about why you shot Alfred Reiss.
Rustus: Twas self defense, I say.
Jen: it was, my mom came after him with it, then she chucked it at him and pulled a knife.
Cop: That's exactly what her husband said.

Russ goes to the station with them, jen at his side. and when they question him, the guy standing there questioning him was...

[Hello?]

Micheal Jackson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Russ- WTF im not taking questions from him!
Jen- This is no fair hes not even related to court.
MJ- Now sweety pie, ive spent quite a few months in court, I know what im doing.
Jen- *Runs up to him* YOU BETTER NOT ACT LIKE A PERV TO HIM I KNOW YOU WE DATED!!!!
Russ-What????........................

[bhim]

MJ: Oh, don't worry. I'm not gonna do anything but question him.
Jen: You better not!
Russ: You, You, you dated him?
Jen: Long story.
Russ: I got time. I just need a drink plaease officer.
Officer: Of course. one minute.
MJ: Oh, don't worry. I've got just the thing. Here Russ, have som Jesus Juice!

[Neo_Vorse]

russ-no thanks...
MJ-i could help you out...
Jen-Micheal!
MJ-hehe who's bad? oh yes it's you Russ!

[CyberDragon317]

Russ-Officer, I'd rather be put in jail for one year then be questioned by him
MJ-Officer, I'm offended!
Police Officer-Well Russ, We just found the evidence we needed...

[MagePower]

...to put your little story into place. The curse upon you, I can sense it. You felt the danger and you snapped. We cannot blame you.
MJ: NO!!! Now I can't...
Jen: Get away! Can we go home now?
Officer: Yes, scat!

(Holy Cow what happened?)

[JxBlade]

*In the park*

Russ- phew. All that stuff back there was really wierd. Glad its all over with
Jen- yeah but now my uncles dead.
Russ- who says he's dead? i just shot him. He could be back at your place getting high.
Jen: No, he's dead. Look you can see my house from hear. See that body on my front lawn. its him
Russ: Oh. That must suck.
Jen: Hey, Russ. I've been doing some thinking and well i think i'm gonna hook up with Micheal again
Russ: Micheal who?
Jen: Micheal ........................................... Jackson!
Russ:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*A couple of miles away from the park*

Fred: Did you hear that?
Greg: It must be Bigfoot! Finally we found him.
Fred: Ok then lets sneak up on him and tranqualize his motherf****** a**!
Greg: Freddy watch the language. We can keep doing this it you keep cursing. it frightens me....

[Kird_Ape]

Fred: Oh god, whats that smell? Did you fart?
Greg: What? No, OH GOD THAT STENCH!
They hear a loud roar
At the park.
Jen: Whoa!
Russ: Holy ****!
Miles away from the park.
Fred: It was him! Quick!
Greg: try to keep up!
Fred: *trips over rock*
Greg: *trips over Fred*
Fred: Ow!
Greg: Look!
Back at the park.
Russ: Listen.
Jen: What?
Russ Shh!
Jen: Someone's screaming. Sounds like its miles away too. And that roar.... OH NO, WE'RE ON AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND!