Ninjas vs. Pirates vs. Robots vs. Zombies (Oh my!)

[Andurin]

Time to bring this hotly debated subject to the skool. :P So, which of the four do you think is the best?

The Ninja?
The Pirate?
The Robot?
The Zombie?

Post which one you think is the best out of all four and why... Start a bit of a "debate" going... ;)

Me? I think the Pirates would win... why? Pirates have gold teeth. Who doesn't love shinies? And there are various other reasons, but I want to everyeone elses' response before I get my Pirate on. ^_^

[Blastoise]

By technicallities (sp?), I think the Zombie is the strongest one, since it cant die - atleast not without 'holy' stuff being put against it... and all the other three cant use 'holy' stuff...

But no, I hate Zombies, so I am going with Ninjas, because they are just that cool... ^^

[Bullados]

I wish there were Samurai there. But, since there aren't, I guess that a ninja is the closest that I'm gonna get...

[RLRL]

What beats a ninja, honestly...

Technically, shouldn't this be in misc polls... ah well!

[Yoshimitsu27]

Arrr! I be saying we pirates be the winners! We be having the gold, we be having the ships and, on top of it all, we be having the cool accents!

[redeyes15]

if the robots are designed correctly, they could kick all of the other ones butts. The zombies wont die, but they will be shreded to pieces, and wont be able to move, so thats just as good. Pirates wouldn't even stand a chance, ninjas would be the most challenging though....

[Pikachu]

Ninja's pwn the rest of the options. They can be trained in Robot destroyingness, they would laugh at Pirates and Zombies just need there brains disabled for them to die. A Ninja with a sword Vs. A Zombie with..uh..nothing. No contest, Ninjas all the way.

[ImJessieTR]

I am a sucker for robots.

[PKS LeeTupper]

One word, man. One simple word. Amish.

[Andurin]

Well, it could be a misc poll, but it's not really a game, it's more of a discussion thing? And if the need be, a mod can move it...

A pirate would WOOP a ninja's arse. He'd take it and hand it back to the Ninja. A pirate has a gun and a sword. A ninja can't cut down bullets. And, sure, the ninja can attack and stuff, but look at pirates: they've got eyepatches, they've got peg legs, etc. They're hardcore. They'll take a hit and keep fighting.

Against robots: One phrase: fire the starboard cannons! In fact, that pretty much takes out everyone else too.

A zombie will die if you take off it's head. 'Nuff said. :P

[Pikachu]

Exactly! An eyepath and a wooden leg! A Ninja would be so fast and agile that the pirate wouldn't even get a chance to strike. One eye means it's screwed for acurracy and a wooden leg isn't exactly helping it either.

As for Robots: This is 2005, remember that Robots have difficulty even walking never mind taking out a Ninja, a pirate or a Zombie

[Yoshimitsu27]

How many ninjas are there? The Inverse Ninja Law thingy clearly states that if there is more than one ninja, the ninjas' abilities decrease.

[Pikachu]

There is only one ninja, one is all you need.

[redeyes15]

As for Robots: This is 2005, remember that Robots have difficulty even walking never mind taking out a Ninja, a pirate or a Zombie

oh, come on. You just took all the fun out of it :(.

[Pikachu]

As it should be eh heh heh

[Hotaru_Tomoe]

But... none of those things exist anymore... some not even ever.

Killer robots haven't been designed; if they had been, we'd all be dead.

Who says you need holy crap to kill a zombie? Sprinkle some salt on them and they dry up like snails and die.

Ninja don't have super mystical powers. All the can do it throw their little shuriken and kunai, which wouldn't match up to the modern gun.

There are no more pirates, except for the little geeks who download movies and music illegally. They're only called "pirates" because they're pirating music. Plus, they're too weak to use a gun.

Of all, I think that the Ninja would win, because they have WEAPONS, unlike the other examples. Especially the non-existant zombies, simple robots, and geeky "pirates." Then again, since ninja don't exist anymore, NONE of them would win. So nya. :p

[Andurin]

No pirates, eh?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/4434944.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4428808.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4424264.stm

Uhuh... they're not the stereotypical movie pirate, but they're pirates nonetheless. And since they do exist, they therefore win j00. ;)

[Pikachu]

Ninja also exist ^^ I watched a martial arts program about a year ago about the only Ninjitsu training school in japan. The teacher is almost 100 and he is the last true ninja. He is however training a new generation of Ninja, nobody would let something so cool die out. ;P

[Coco]

Simply put Pirates are bad ***. I've always been a pirate at heart, Drinking rum, having a girth beard and scaring wemon.

[Linkachu]

I voted ninja. They could easily enough kill a zombie by driving a weapon through its brain. For pirates they'd just need to sneak up and slit their throats, and sneaking is very easy for a good ninja. Robots could be a bit tricky, but with their skills and speed they could probably confuse 'em until discovering its weak spot.

But... none of those things exist anymore... some not even ever.

Way to kill the fun with logic, Hotaru :p j/k

[PKS LeeTupper]

AM-Freakin'-ISH!

Let's face it. Amish can totally outdo the ninjas in the "Kick-arse Black Outfits" deal. And those beards will totally foil any attempts at a throat cut.

Robots? We all know what those Amish do to technology. Curbstomp.

Pirates, well, Amish have some madzorz woodworking skills. Before they get a solid ARRR in, they'll be minus a limb. Those pirates will be back to their amputee status in no time.

And a good ol' Amish Bible thumpin's more than holy enough to handle ANY Zombie.

If Amish still is not a choice, pirate's the closest option. I'm goin' seadog.

[Vulpix101]

Um, ninjas, duh. They're the only things up there with real, ultimate power. Gosh you guys!!