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robbodopolis
08-12-2005, 01:42 PM
Final Fantasy VII loved by milions round the world is now illegal in the USA. yes thats right your government has screwed up again :mad: heres the article about it

evil propoganda
(http://auritribe.net/cnn/)
first of all. id like to ask that why have they targeted this game? they could easily make 1000 games with the same theme of "being a freedom fighter" banned. secondly it seems that the department of homeland security hasnt even played the game as they are protectors of the planet who are destroying power plants to stop the life energy of the planet from being used by the SHIN-RA corporation who have become dictators in the game. Next on my rant about this is that they are always saying computer games influence children. heres the bottom line for them, Scientists have proven that computer games DO NOT influence children. I know since i wrote an article some time ago about wether or not game were bad for people and i came to the conclusion through evidence that they do not and homeland security needs to realise this. next ill say that George Bush and Hilary Clinton have NO RIGHT in judging computer games because lets ask ourselves what are the odds of them ever playing a computer game? zero perhaps?

now i move towards the game itself and parents talking about how it teaches children how to summon demons and use magic. first of all it doesnt exsist. magic and demons are all fantasy. second of all kids learn this in school anyway when learning about different cultures which is on the school curriculum anyway. one parent even said "It's almost as bad as Harry Potter!". if thisd is the case then why isnt BUSH and Hilary Clinton going after J.K Rowling and making her books illegal. its the same stuff basically but no its a video game which means big popularity for both of them. And dfinally of course we go to Hilary Clinton and her "Sex" argument. she believes that the game is terrible and should never have been made because of the size of Tifa's breasts. many gamers will know that no one buys a game just to see how enormous a girls breasts are. they play for the in depth storyline and excitement. as my friend who sent me this article quoted "IT MADE GROWN MEN CRY WHEN AERIS DIES. WOULD A **** GAME CAUSE THAT REACTION!?"
In Japan this never causes a problem why? because they are al gamers, respectible businessmen with incredible minds and art skills. the size of her breasts? the modern japanese art culture as many of us know with manga and anime.

and finally Hilary Clinton it is not these computer games that are destroying our kids future. its parents and people like you that make everything sound terrible. no wonder children are turning into punks which drink and vandalize.

Muffin Man No9
08-12-2005, 11:40 PM
Reading that news article made me sick...

robbodopolis
08-13-2005, 05:49 AM
glad someone thinks so. its a otal outrage and alo Bush says that mario doesnt blow up power plants. well mario DOES eat magic mushrooms which Bush for all he cares could say that mario takes drugs. its just bull**** the whole lot of that article

SilentChaos
08-13-2005, 08:59 PM
There never finding my copy......

robbodopolis
08-14-2005, 06:12 AM
you will also have tyo watch out for advent children. knowing homeland security they will make that illegal just for having "final fantasy" and "VII" in the same name. even though the story steers directly off the things they are against and more about sephiroth

Boiler Demon
08-14-2005, 07:30 AM
LMFAO!

1) This is one of the reasons I hate politics.
2) Parents and officials are stupid in the heads because they don't know what these games are really like, they have no proof of these games having a negative effect on players, and primarily it is parents' fault for not watching what their children play.
3) America is pretty much stupid in the head.
4) I love the "Mario was unavailible for comment" and "Tifa's breasts were unavailible for comment." I think that shows that even the author finds this to be absurd.

UzernameJ
08-14-2005, 10:03 AM
I already hated George Bush with a passion, this just makes me buy a large carboard George Bush and go wakizashi all over it. BAM! Goes and finds his FFVII and puts it in the safe.

reagen
08-15-2005, 05:42 AM
Gahhh!! Idiotic Americans Politicians!! I just know that America will get worse, and now this.....What devil possessed them that makes them ban one of the best video-game ever?!
Damn, this is why I choose not to go to 'Land Of the Free' and go to Japan!! About Hillary Clinton, i think she's jealous of Tifa!! And yes, robbodopolis....nobody buys game just to see one's enormous breast!!
Boiler Demon, i also love that part!! Hehehehhe...
And, I'm sorry you guys (i think) won't be getting your FF VII:Advent Children. Oh, thank God for piracy in Indonesia!!

SecretSpikeyX
08-15-2005, 07:05 AM
Why don't they ban Bomberman? lol.

UzernameJ
08-15-2005, 08:43 AM
Why don't they ban Bomberman? lol.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! George Bush can here you with those big damn ears!

robbodopolis
08-15-2005, 09:07 AM
yeah i would watch it america. adent children which will be the greatest video game film ever (for once -.-) may not come to amrica because this. can't wait to see it though (bahamaut looks scary as hell)

Boiler Demon
08-15-2005, 02:24 PM
Why don't they ban Bomberman? lol.

I was just thinking the exact same thing, XD. Before you know it videogames will be banned in America because people are paranoid and stupid. You'd have to smuggle games from Japan to play and America's economy will drop due to no money circulation through gamers.

C.S.K.Y.A.
08-15-2005, 03:37 PM
I was just thinking the exact same thing, XD. Before you know it videogames will be banned in America because people are paranoid and stupid. You'd have to smuggle games from Japan to play and America's economy will drop due to no money circulation through gamers.
oh come on well still have game like "Barbie play land"(sooner or later will be rated Adult for a sex sence), and "Elmos vs big bird"

reagen
08-15-2005, 11:07 PM
You forgot the old favorites: Teletubbies!! It's rated 'Adult Only' now!! They say it tells children to do an orgy!!!

And once again, thank god for piracy in Indonesia!! Maybe you guys should get Advent Children here!! I'll tell you when it's out! It'll be soooo cheap!! A regular DVD cost Rp.5000 which will be $ 0.50. ($1=Rp. 10000)

robbodopolis
08-16-2005, 10:37 AM
and lets not forget the possibility of dirge of cerberus:final fantasy VII being banned in america. you can thank your government later :D

mitey
08-16-2005, 05:49 PM
You guys do realize that that's a satirical web page, right? That's not actually CNN. The government would never do anything like that, especially not to a game as innocuous as FFVII. It's a spoof on the over-blown fuss on GTA and the whole "video games can harm you blabbity-blab-blab-blab." I don't care what you think of Bush, he's not the stupidest guy on the planet and he definitely doesn't surround himself with stupid people either. Like FFVII would really pop into the official's minds after a chemical plant bombing.

reagen
08-16-2005, 09:57 PM
Wow!! So it's all a lie?! Jeez.., guess i better stuck to the TV!!

g0nz02
08-19-2005, 11:43 AM
You guys do realize that that's a satirical web page, right? That's not actually CNN. The government would never do anything like that, especially not to a game as innocuous as FFVII. It's a spoof on the over-blown fuss on GTA and the whole "video games can harm you blabbity-blab-blab-blab." I don't care what you think of Bush, he's not the stupidest guy on the planet and he definitely doesn't surround himself with stupid people either. Like FFVII would really pop into the official's minds after a chemical plant bombing.



Beat me to the punch...

ONeillSG1
08-21-2005, 06:50 PM
You guys do realize that that's a satirical web page, right? That's not actually CNN. The government would never do anything like that, especially not to a game as innocuous as FFVII. It's a spoof on the over-blown fuss on GTA and the whole "video games can harm you blabbity-blab-blab-blab." I don't care what you think of Bush, he's not the stupidest guy on the planet and he definitely doesn't surround himself with stupid people either. Like FFVII would really pop into the official's minds after a chemical plant bombing.

I too was beaten to the punch. Good show, chap.

Sibtiger
08-22-2005, 07:10 PM
I highly recommend taking everything you see on the internet as absolute truth. Really. There is very little falsity on the internet.

reagen
08-22-2005, 09:37 PM
Yeah, i know...just like your avatar, i know it's for real!! Animal nowadays...

Bagel_Man
09-06-2005, 02:45 PM
God lol I actually believed it when I read that. Thank you for clearing that up :p but I really do with they baned it in the US. It would have been hilarious to see on the news or something lol :p

Plus, if this really happened, you can probably wave your old copy of it in the governments face, and they cant take it. They would only be able to take it off the shelves.

NovaHedgehog
09-07-2005, 01:07 PM
Mwahaha, glad YOU posted this after I showed it to you Rob. I could have raised an interesting discussion, but you stole my thread. :P