News Flash!

[Coco]

Due to lack of interesting post's recently I have decided to post this, I don't think it belongs in Polls or games but mods have my apologies if they deem otherwise.

Just post something interesting you did today in the form of a Newspaper headline.

Here is mine:

Local man burns dinner, Family shocked.

And if it is in the wrong forums...

Coco's post locked, Members outraged.

[leaf blade treecko]

Leaf cuts Treecko, Treecko sue's.

Caterpie eats pie, Caterpies are now cannibels.

[Gary Oak]

Heh, I like this topic so much I think it's ok if we leave it here. Bend the rules for a change, it might get some activity into this forum.

"Gary breaks rules, Lack of surprise among members leaves rule un-noticed."

[Linkachu]

"Pokemon Emerald Ignored for SNES Classic, Chrono Trigger proves to be as addictive as ever"

I tried. That's about how "interesting" my life gets at this point ^^;

[Coco]

In reference to my sister:

Young girl runs into glass door, Siblings amused.

[pohatufan1returns]

FAMOUS CAMEL KNIGHT IN SNIFLHEIM WASTES AN ENTIRE DAY
Local Authorities Shocked By Ruthless Mass Slaughter of Time
"They Say He Done It With An Axe"

[Vulpix101]

Local girl bowls worst games of her entire life, locals shocked.

[ZAKtheGeek]

New Pokemon League Champion Continues to Lose at Completely Rigged Battle Factory, Battle Brains Bored

[Coco]

LOCAL MAN HAS A HEADACHE
Family reveals excessive drinking bout

[PKS Dragon Lord]

Cow kills farmer with axe, Family not suprised.

Blind, mute, deaf man lost in woods, answers to nothing.

I really like that last one of mine.

[Andurin]

Man posts in a topic about news flashes. Finals remain un-studied
He says, "I don't know what made me do it."

[Lugiasian]

Local Girl Posts Something Entirely Random, Citizens Not Surprised

It's true, too. :p

[praetoritevong]

Man Blames Injury On Wind
Wind blamed for dropping a cricket kit onto his foot - "I'm not that unco! Really!"

I'm not that unco... Really! ><

[Prof. Cinders]

Girl threatens to threaten, no one amused.
"Why can't I be the spontaneous funny one?!" she says.

[Gary Oak]

'Post Message' Leads to slow as hell page!
Gary destroys Vbuilliten.

[Prof. Cinders]

Girl leads rebellion against grammatical errors
Newspaoers firdt to go

[PKS LeeTupper]

HURT AND HEAL DRAGS ON FOREVER
Experts Blame it on lone Ivysaur Supporter

[Coco]

SHOCKING STORY: "The day i stayed awake for 36 hours"
Coffee addict tells all.

[PKS LeeTupper]

POST COUNTS SKYROCKET AS THE MODERATORS TAKE A BREAK
Coco Sighted at the Scene of the Crime

[Gary Oak]

Gary Foregoes Sleep for Pokemon Fire Red
Internet addiction also implicated.

[Andurin]

Finals still remain unstudied
Boy almost cries because of impending doom

[praetoritevong]

Boy's Debating Dreams Ruined
"Noo! I wanted to be third speaker!"

[Vulpix101]

Girl Fayles At Life

[Coco]

SHOCKING STORY: "The day i stayed awake for 36 hours"
Coffee addict tells all.



Man sleeps for 16 hours after bragging about lack of sleep
Employer angry after alarm and several phone calls fail to wake him

[Andurin]

Boy pretty much fails the final he didn't study for
He says: "I blame cartoons. They'll rot your brain."

[Nemesis]

Nem's going to fail most important exams of his life
Lack of motivation blamed

[Yoshimitsu27]

Boy's brain slowly turns to mush.
Coffee blamed.

[Gary Oak]

Death of originality in 'News Flash' Topic
Yoshi Blamed.

[praetoritevong]

Boy spends day speaking in Ewokese
"Yub nub, eee chop yub nub, ah toe meet toe pee-chee keene, g'noop dock fling oh ah!"

[Yoshimitsu27]

Plague on humanity born.
It's name: Yoshimitsu27

[Coco]

DUCK RAMPAGE: Local duck attacks children.
Potato the duck strikes again!

[PKS Dragon Lord]

BAND OF MASKED COWS ROB MEAT MARKET
Cows claim that they were only getting their children back

[Yoshimitsu27]

Argument about videogame character is settled
Boy right, girl wrong. Plot is screwed up.

[PKS LeeTupper]

LACKIES SWARM
Experts Say El Nino to Blame for Migratory Pattern Annomalies

[praetoritevong]

Girl goes on rampage
Idiotic Boy Blamed

eh... it wasn't my fault! ^^;

[Prof. Cinders]

UK wage battle against Australia
Lack of response to Pokemon Championship blamed

[Dragon_Psychic Trainer]

DPT gets a headache
Blames excessive gameplaying

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE TUPPER CLAIMS "I SAW THE YETI"
Experts Claim: "Nobody Cares"

[Dragon_Psychic Trainer]

DPT freaks out and starts swinging a Katana
People claim that he might had been influenced by a Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2 marathon.

[praetoritevong]

Boy rejects Klingon
"Learn Ewokese instead," he says.

[Prof. Cinders]

Man runs out in front of a car proclaiming "Nobody loves me!"
Traffic halted for 2 hours as police escort him to Downing Street.

Although not true, I just felt like putting this. Coz it should be true. *sigh*

[Gary Oak]

'PokeMasterZed' on verge of FlamingFubyisation
Gary's killing mitts being dusted off.

[PKS Dragon Lord]

MAN BRINGS CHICKEN BACK TO LIFE USING CPR
World is freaked out and slightly sickened

[Andurin]

School is officially out
Boy rejoices, then realize that he has to take the SAT II the next day, then sulks

[Coco]

Father vacuums under sleeping sons bed
Son agitated

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE FEARS HAVING TO CLEAN UP ANOTHER "FLAMING FURBIZATION"
Says That He Ran Out of Paper Towels With Mysterious Lapras

[Lugiasian]

GIRL BECOMES OBSESSED WITH BRAVERY FRONTMAN
Lee Tupper Green With Envy

[PKS LeeTupper]

ASSASSINATION PLOT UNVEILED
"Stupid Bravery!" Says Lee

[Gary Oak]

Gary Downloads Winamp
Hours litterally wasted fiddling with it

[Coco]

Coco types with his nose!
notf vweryu qwekllk

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE TYPES WITH SOMETHING
Rumored That it's Still Just His Fingers

[Gary Oak]

Gary types by breathing
And still pwnz j00 all

[Yoshimitsu27]

Death of originality in 'News Flash' topic again.
Gary Oak blamed this time.

OR!

Boy eats chocolate
Hyper for hours.

[Prof. Cinders]

Girl finds packet of Hot Chocolate
Spends next few days in wardrobe trying to calm down

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE PLANS ROLE PLAY DISCUSSIONS
Topic Expected to Expire Without Response

-and-

HALFWAY RESPECTABLE RP IN ALTERNATE RP FORUMS
No P-skoolers Involved!

[praetoritevong]

Boy Kills Teacher
Teacher couldn't see school play

[Gary Oak]

Gary takes a double take at Yoshi's Avatar
"Wait, I didn't post that... Wait, I don't even HAVE that avatar!"

[PKS LeeTupper]

GARY WINS POSTING CONTEST
Noobs Blamed For Giving Him Something to Talk About

[PKS Dragon Lord]

GARY BLAMED FOR THE DEATH OF THOUSANDS OF NOOBS
"I could really care less" he claims

[Yoshimitsu27]

Lee Tupper - best vet!
Boy explains why.

True story, someone asked me who I thought the best forum member was at school today. I think he was refering to his forums though ^^"

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE TUPPER FLATTERED AND SURPRISED
Schoolmates Think That Blush While Browsing Web is Caused by Porn

[Blaziking]

BLAZIKING DID NOT GO TO SCHOOL FOR TWO DAYS BECAUSE OF ASTHMA PROBLEMS

A possibility that he will not be going tomorrow either.
After asked what his thoughts were about this, the boy simply replied: "Yay! Cough, cough... Give me my damn Ventolin!"

[AnimeStarr]

ANIMESTARR ACTUALLY POSTED IN THE MISCELLANEOUS TOPICS.

Probably will not happen again for six months. We asked her why she doesn't post there more often she replied, "I'm terrified of that place"

[Lugiasian]

KILLERS BEATING BRAVERY IN LOCAL POLL
An Obsessed Lugiasian Slaps Brandon Flowers

[ZAKtheGeek]

Lugiasian has a New Obsession, Few Surprised

[ImJessieTR]

Jesse-wannabe can't help blushing when shaking paws with Entei
"What does this mean?" she asks the reporter.
Reporter: "Uh..."

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE LAUGHS EVILLY AS THE KILLERS "KILL" THE BRAVERY
Evil Plot Succeeds!

[Andurin]

Andurin stops lurking in the RP forum!
Several gasps follow
He says, "I was bored."

[Lugiasian]

GIRL BREAKS OUT IN A FURY WHEN MOTHER DOESN'T TAPE A SHOW CORRECTLY
Misses The Tonight Show, Therefore Missing The Bravery

[praetoritevong]

Boy Signs Up For Cricket Manager
Still has no idea what's going on

[Blaziking]

CHILD DID NOT GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY AGAIN

He did not go because of breathing problems.
Is missing a lot of school and when he gets back will get a ton of F's because he hasn't studied anything. After asked why he is not studiyng he said: "I'm playing Smash Bros. again all the time." and then suddenly he fell to the floor and died(well, not really).

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE FINDS THROWING NEEDLES AGAIN
Styrofoam Targets Terrified

[stephanitis]

Girl eats way too much at her friend's birthday party!

Heh heh at my friends' party we had an eating contest and I ate so much .. it was crazy.

[RLRL]

Local Idiot has done 13 exams on no revision

School does not care

[Yoshimitsu27]

Best Spriter = Lee Tupper!
Boy explains all.

(Again, true. I copied some of his sprites and showed them everybody who thought my sprites rocked. Needless to say, they were stunned.)

Also...

Boy Discovers 'Magical Girl' Generic Anime Character
Boy not happy. Boy smash!

[Linkachu]

Emerald Elite 4 Conquered at last!
Boss complains "IT'S ABOUT F*CKING TIME!"

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE SURPRISED BY BUDDING FRIENDSHIP WITH ELLIOT
Says He: "Normally, I Frighten Younger People"

[Lugiasian]

GIRL DROPS SAM ENDICOTT OBSESSION....SORT OF
Says, "I still happen to have a crush on him."

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE BEMUSED
"Carpe Diem" He Says While Shaving

[Prof. Cinders]

Girl falls into hysterics after boy tells her to
Says 'EL! IN BUNCHES!'

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE FINDS LOTS OF ANIME ENDING MUSIC ON WEB
Enjoys Thoroughly, While Fearing Music Police

[Gary Oak]

Gary has approx 1500 Pokemon Music Tracks
Pwnz everyone else

[Linkachu]

Girl plots to steal Gary and Lee's music collections
Says with a dark grin, "It's only a matter of time..."


1500 Pokemon alone? And I thought my 1597 song playlist was big :p

[Dragon_Psychic Trainer]

1500 Pokémon tracks? That's what I call an obssesed collector.

DPT discovers that his Kingdra literally sucks
His Scizor and Umbreon agree with the statement

[Gary Oak]

Gary deletes double and triplicate files
Number halfed but still kicks all your arses :p

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE STRUCK AS AMUSED THAT SOMEBODY ENJOYS POKEMON MUSIC
Then Realizes That All of RBY's Tracks Ruled

[PKS Dragon Lord]

LOCAL TEEN SPENDS ALL NIGHT AT PARK TO WATCH GRILLING AREA
When asked why he said, "I don't know...We saw two Armadillos!"

[Andurin]

Boy addicted to hitting things with a lightsaber
He says: "It's SOOO FUN. Get Jedi Academy NOW!!!!one" He then proceeded to hit things with a lightsaber again

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE LOSES AN EYE
Boy With Lightsaber Suspect

[Andurin]

Boy thinks: It's fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's hillarious
He then starts laughying hysterically at Lee

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE REALIZES THAT LIGHTSABERS DON'T GO THROUGH DIGITAL CABLES
Blinks In Satisfaction

[Coco]

Editor fired
Excessive use of lightsabre related stories.

[Lugiasian]

EDITOR HIRED(AGAIN)
Yoshimitsu Blamed

[PKS Dragon Lord]

Teen wakes to find he is alone yet again
The teen was not suprised.

[PKS LeeTupper]

REVOLVING DOOR INSTALLED FOR EDITOR
Who is Fired Again For Too Many Stories About Editors

[Andurin]

In other news: ch00beh in the Kingdom of Loathing has ascended to a higher plain of existence, and he didn't even get a stupid shirt
he trudges on to aquire that mystical shirt

[Coco]

Opps made a mistake.

DELETED.

[Yoshimitsu27]

Boy gets day off school!
Inset day blamed.

-And-

Boy's exam results are just about keeping him in top classes
"Well, I should actually try next year, shouldn't I?" Boy explains.

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE HIDES BEHIND EDITOR
Hopes To Overload Coco

[Coco]

Coco's head Explodes spectaculary
Lee Tupper blamed

[PKS Dragon Lord]

DL has found the meaning of life
"It's *sound of car honking*. Simple isn't it?"

[Andurin]

This post is not #100
Person says: I just wanted to point that out

[Lugiasian]

LEE TUPPER BLAMED!
Coco Blamed

[PKS Dragon Lord]

Lugiasian kidnapped from her home late last night
Coco and Lee are being questioned about this crime

[ImJessieTR]

WOMAN INSPIRED BY BLUE BALL OF LIGHT SEEN YEARS AGO
"Now I know," she says, "where Mewtwo went after Mt. Kayna."
"???", thinks reporter (emails Giovanni).

[Yoshimitsu27]

Dynablade EX best artist on Pokeschool
Boy expresses opinions

-and-

Boy royally pissed off with 'friend'
Bad language and verbal abuse exchanged

[Andurin]

Andurin eats some rice!
shocking story at 12

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE GOES FREE
Says: I've Gotta Go Send Ransom Notes

[Lugiasian]

ANONYMOUS 'FRIEND' BELIEVED TO BE LUGIASIAN
In Which Case She Is Eternally Sorry

[Coco]

DRESS UP PARTY TONIGHT 10PM
Coco attending as the backwards man

[pohatufan1returns]

WELL-KNOWN CAMEL KNIGHT SOON TO DEPART FOR SEWANEE, TENNESSEE
Crowds of Fangirls Seen Lamenting Over Pohatu's Imminent Absence
"'Chicks Are Forever, but You Only Get One Writing Camp a Year,' Says He"

[baratron]

WOMAN FEARS UPCOMING BIRTHDAY
Because 29 is, like, old, & stuff.

[Gary Oak]

Search party sent out for Gary
Legend's lack of appearences worrying many.

[PKS LeeTupper]

ELLIOT THREATENS LUGIASIAN WITH CHARGES OF LIBEL
"In A Moment" Fans Wait With Baited Breath

[Coco]

NEW SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY
Coco finds ping pong balls to be flamable

[Lugiasian]

LUGIASIAN DECLARES WAR ON TREVOR!
"The Time For Revenge Is Now!"

[pohatufan1returns]

POHATU'S ARMY SIDES WITH LUGIASIAN IN IMMINENT BATTLE
Sends a Complement of Three Hundred Camel Knights to Her Aid
"Still Unknown Whether Coco Will Lend Flaming Ping-Pong Shooter Army to Either Side"

[ImJessieTR]

IMJESSIETR POPS BARATRON ON HEAD
"I am only a year behind you! Pushing 30 is NOT old!"

[Hydro Typhoon]

Josh WASN'T on BBLB
Upset Big Brother Fan sulks....

[PKS LeeTupper]

RACQUET BEARING WARRIOR DECIDES TO FORGET STRATEGY
All Entrants In H&H2 Are Mortified

[stephanitis]

RAVE KID=BAD RPER
Toughest Character Sounds Like a Complete Wuss

[PKS LeeTupper]

ORP BECOMES RRP
Randolpheans Found to Be Only RPers

ALT RP GAINS PROMINENCE
No Post Count Irritates Writers

[Yoshimitsu27]

Boy buys Final Fantasy Tactics Advance
Boy awake until 2am playing it...

[Coco]

Evil Flaming Ping-Pong Shooter Army invades Table Tennis Championship
"It was horrible, one minute they were playing ping pong the next they were on fire."

[PKS LeeTupper]

RRP HANDLE ABANDONED
Lee Shakes Fist At Non-Posting Randolpheans

[Lugiasian]

LEE HASN'T TALKED ON MSN FOR A WEEK!
Fellow RPers Worried

[Yoshimitsu27]

Lugiasian Wrong!
Lee spoke less than a week ago

[Lugiasian]

Really? Not to me, or I wasn't online....

ANTI-ROCKS CALLED TO AID IN ATTACK!
It Only Takes Seconds To Post, People!

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE LOGS ON AT 5, WAITS UNTIL 9
No Lugiasian Found. Lee Sets Up Camp By Computer

[Prof. Cinders]

Girl gains new obsession with Christopher Eccleston
Friend says: He's 40 years old, and she's 15! What's wrong with the world?!?!

Before anyone asks, I'm the friend. Honest.

[Lugiasian]

LUGIASIAN TRIES SEVERAL TIMES TO IM LEE, BUT NO RESPONSE
"This Is Getting Tiring."

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE'S MESSENGER DIES
Lee Upset With MSN

[pohatufan1returns]

BRUTAL MURDER OF FAMOUS P-SKOOLER'S MESSENGER LINKED TO MSN
Police Investigations Mostly Fruitless; MSN Escaped for Parts Unknown
"That There Lee Tupper Done Lost His Messenger Good"

[PKS Dragon Lord]

DL finds peace in writing while listening to Indian music
"The country, not the American kind"

[PKS LeeTupper]

ORP REVIVAL STRENGTHENED
Dragon Lord Creditted

[stephanitis]

GIRL FINISHES EXAMS
A Huge Nap To Be Taken

[PKS Dragon Lord]

DL accepts compliment from Lee
"I BROUGHT BB BACK!" DL calls out

[Yoshimitsu27]

Boy drinks three cups of coffee in a row.
And gets a headache and starts twitching.

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE GAINS MODERATOR STATUS
"It's Duel Masters, but it's a start."

[Coco]

Oh, Congrats Lee

RLRL CREATES QUESTIONAIRE THREAD
Will we ever see the end of them?

[Lugiasian]

GIRL ON BAD DAY STREAK
"Hey, Every Day Is One Day Closer To My Death...."

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE SAYS NO
Questionaires Are IN, Baby!

[baratron]

WOMAN NOW OFFICIALLY ANCIENT
No one on Pokeschool said happy birthday :(

[Lugiasian]

POKESCHOOL SAYS, HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY, BARATRON!!
Editor Fired For Wasting Valuable Headline Space

Lol, j/k. :p

[PKS LeeTupper]

HURT AND HEAL ENDS
Noctowl Pwned J00, Sucka!

[PKS Dragon Lord]

Dragon Lord becomes advice man
"I'm here for ya" he is quoted in saying

[Andurin]

Boy is off to college
Summer program, at college, that is
Boy says, "Lee can start his stalking in two days. I got me a gun"

IN OTHER NEWS

Ctrl Alt Dlt webcomic is awsome!

IN OTHER OTHER NEWS

I think this was my 1337 post...

[Linkachu]

Linkachu Eats Roast Owl For Supper
States, "I like Noctowl. It tastes like chicken."

[PKS LeeTupper]

IN STRANGE TWIST, NOCTOWL'S FAVORITE PREY FOUND TO BE LINKACHUS
Experts Baffled

[Linkachu]

Rabbid Noctowl Places Linkachu on the Endangered Species List
Ohs no!

[Prof. Cinders]

Girl officially confused
Is commented on saying "Why oh why don't I check pskl more often...

[PKS Dragon Lord]

Dragon Lord screws up friendship with one of his best friends
"Why am I so freaking stupid?" He asks.

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE MESSES WITH DEFAULT SETTINGS
Finds that Fifty Posts a Page works Best

[Linkachu]

CHARMANDER TAKES A BLOW IN NEW H&H
Linkachu's heavy work schedule blamed

[Prof. Cinders]

Girl's mouth blocked up with toffee
"Hurrah!" say friends; "MMF!" says girl.

[antisuperheroguy]

Mackenzie's birthday party on the 12th
"I still havent gotten a present." Responds boy.

[PKS LeeTupper]

SIBLING OF PROMINENT P-SKOOLER ALSO NAMED MACKENZIE
However, Afformentioned Sibling is a Jerk

[Prof. Cinders]

Girl meets mods
Is not impressed with glasses

[Linkachu]

Girl Reigns Over Pokecharms for Two Weeks
It's mine! Mine I tell you! My precioussss...

In other news:

Gollum Wants His Catch-Phrase Back
"It's mine! My preciousss..." he sulked.

[PKS LeeTupper]

LOL!!! Good one, owlbait!

LEE FINDS VS. FORUM GOERS DON'T APPRECIATE RP
*Snarls*

[Baboon]

Local Mod wastes nearly three hours cleaning up spam
Suspect better run fast

Honestly, Psy Sneasel and I spent nearly three hours cleaning up the Pokemon Teams and Strategy forum tonight. Needless to say, I'm really not happy about being forced to clean up and losing my whole night to this crap.

[Lugiasian]

LOCAL GIRL HELPS MOD NAB CULPRITS
"I Would Have Helped More If Only I Could Log Out."

[RLRL]

Local Boy Accidently takes part in flame war!

Apologises to Moderators for what he has done... And knows he is likely to be flamed alive by about half the mods!

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE PUZZLED BY FLAME WAR
Never even saw it.

[onaivasa]

pokeschool opens to the public, But closes before they can get in.

[Linkachu]

Member Sick and Tired of Flamers on Teams and Strategy Forum
"From one spamfest to another..." she grumbled.

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE CROWD SURFS THE SEA OF SPAM
Glad He Only Lurks in Those Forums

[Lugiasian]

GIRL PWNZ AT DDR
"Okay, So It Was Butterfly. On Light Mode. And I Got A C."

[RLRL]

Boy returns from weekend in Bournemouth competing slightly burnt...

Noone even cared that he was gone for 3 days..

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE KILLS HEAD EATING CHOCOBO
"At Long Last!" Bystanding Tamer of Lugias States

[pohatufan1returns]

FAMOUS CAMEL EXPERIENCES ONE OF THOSE BIRTHDAY THINGS
Forgets to Mention It on Pokeschool for Four Days
"I Guess Old Age Is Making Me An Amnesiac"

[PKS LeeTupper]

MEWTWO SUCKS AT EVENT MATCH 51
"No Duh!" Says Gamers, "He's Against Himself, Gannondorf and 00ber-Bowser!"

[Andurin]

AnAndurin is back from his 4-week adventure at Amherst!
no one seems to care

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE CELEBRATES RETURN OF BUDDY
"Get Your Arse Back To ORP!" Says Rejoicing Chocobo-Head

[Andurin]

Andurin laughs
He laughs because Lee said 'back'

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE LEARNS SAMUS<MEWTWO AT EVENT MATCH 51
Slow Rate of Fall Blamed

[Yoshimitsu27]

Elliot Starts Yelling At Lee
Jigglypuff is the best with her Rest move!

[Linkachu]

Linkachu Fully Agrees With Elliot on SSBM Event Match 51
"Watching Jiggly send Giga Bowser flying warms your heart."

[Lugiasian]

LUGIASIAN AGREES WITH LOCAL POKESCHOOLERS
"Jigglypuff Is Indeed The Ultimate Pwnage When It Comes To Event Match 51."

[Coco]

JIGGLYPUFF ASSASINATED
"Coco wants to hear news flashes other then news about ugly pink footballs"

[Hotaru_Tomoe]

RABID FANGIRL EATS LOCAL CELEBRITY'S SOUL!
"We hear that the weapons involved were some ketchup and a spork," local officer explains.

[pohatufan1returns]

CONVICTED RABID FANGIRL ATTACKED BY OTHER RABID FANGIRLS
They Swarmed Her With Intent To Claim the Half-Digested Soul For Themselves
"In Unrelated News, The Sporks Stock is Up 52% From Last Quarter"

[PKS LeeTupper]

ALLTEL REVEALED TO BE SOULESS BASTARDS
Leaving Prominent Pokeschooler Without Phone Service For a ****ing Week

[Prof. Cinders]

Girl looks at pokeschool after two weeks
Is left saying "Merde!" for the next few minutes

[Andurin]

Boy loves to swear in French
He says he learned more words from French girls

[Yoshimitsu27]

Spam Cleared Up!
Locals hold party.

[Salamence-trainer221]

Sally's stress level has dramatically decreased.
"No more bloody noses for me!" The boy exclaims.

[Yoshimitsu27]

Boy dyes hair
Lack of surprise, except for Hannah

[Hotaru_Tomoe]

LOCAL GIRL GETS STUCK CLEANING HER GARAGE
"It smells like mouse crap mixed with dog barf..." Comments local girl.
LOCAL GIRL FINALLY GETS 1000 POSTS
"I can't belive it either." No life child states.

[Lugiasian]

Boy dyes hair
Lack of surprise, except for Hannah

LOCAL BOY BECOMES LIVING HECTOR
Several Layers Of Hair Dye Found Over Boy's Hair

Yeah. :p

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE BACK!
"About Bloody Time!" Steph States

[Linkachu]

Girl Finally Manages Single PRP Reply
"All work and no play makes Linkachu brain dead..."

[Andurin]

Andurin's computer's flux capacitor is broken
He says, "It keeps trying to sideways in time, and crashes in the process!"

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE FORCES BOARD REVIVAL WITH DEATH THREATS
*Licks Blood off of Fingers* :p

[Lugiasian]

LOCAL GIRL SELF-PROMOTED TO PROPHETESS STATUS
"The Apocalypse Is Near And I'm Lovin' It."

[Linkachu]

Linkachu Unsure How to Feel About Latest Forum Events
"Not like that's anything new," she sheepishly replies.

[Salamence-trainer221]

Local boy is upgraded to Moderator status.
"I wanna do something," Sillymence exclaimed.

[Lugiasian]

LUGIASIAN DOESN'T CARE
When Asked For A Reply, She Just Sat Back And Ate Popcorn
"It won't matter. It will all be dead in a matter of time. And I'll be sitting here laughing."

[pohatufan1returns]

WELL-KNOWN POKESCHOOLER LUGIASIAN ACCUSED OF LAUGHING AT FORUM'S DEMISE
All the More Tragic Considering She Was Once One of the Most Stubbornly Prolific Members In This Dark Day
"I Couldn't Believe It, She Was Always Such a Nice Girl... But Those RPers Are More Subject than Most to Sitting-Back-and-Laughing Syndrome"

[PKS LeeTupper]

LOCAL PROPHETESS FOUND TO BE MISSING HEAD
"She Was an Example, Nothing Personal, I Say!" Says Local Shoe Wielder

[Andurin]

Andurin is about to actually make a headline!
He points at this link (http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/home/make-fire-from-water-116027.php) to say that they are making fire from water.

[PKS LeeTupper]

SPRITING TOPIC DEAD
Lee Lights Elliot on Fire for it.

[pohatufan1returns]

POHATU DISCOVERS BEST SIGGEH QUOTE EVER
Graciously Thanks Secret_Jirachi's Story "A Start" For It
"Let's Just Hope Lee's Not Mad His Quote Got Replaced"

[Yoshimitsu27]

Elliot reduced to pile of cinders
"MY CINDERS!" Rachel screams angrily.

[Lugiasian]

LUGIASIAN STILL BLOCKED BY "FRIEND"
"I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA END!!!"

[Salamence-trainer221]

Lugiasian deserves it.
"I wish everyone would stop being immature and jealous."

[Lugiasian]

CERTAIN BLUE DRAGON DESERVES TO HAVE A BROKEN NECK
"But Then Again, That's Just Me." ^_^

[Yoshimitsu27]

News Flash Topic Spammed
Local Boy seen running away VERY FAST

[Lugiasian]

LOCAL BOY GETS A RUDE AWAKENING
"Wasn't the topic kinda spammy to begin with?"

[Yoshimitsu27]

Boy Rephrases Earlier News Flash
News Flash Topic Is More Spammy Thanks To Certain Individuals
Boy is seen running away even faster

[The Titan]

Man Makes Pokemon out of Soup
that was a weird one...

[PKS LeeTupper]

LEE NOTES THAT POSSIBLE POOR CHOICE BY CHEDY IS KILLING BOARDS
Makes Welsh Rarebit Out of Admin as Punishment

[Yoshimitsu27]

Boy Gets Annoyed With People Who Say Mod Doesn't Deserve Modship
"It's not like the people who said they deserved it more could mod better!" Boy shouts furiously.

In other news...

Lee Tupper Proved Right!
"I'll argue as long as people start it." Boy states.