5 Word Game!

[user_name_joe418]

Everyone writes 5 words and we make a story out of it.

example:
Me: I love to eat small
Next person: baby kittens when you can
Next person: not afford to lose your
Next person: favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card and so
Next person: this is why I eat
Next person: baby kittens in hot water.

lol, I'll start:
If you will pay that

[redeyes15]

so im supposed to continue the story with 7 words?

[user_name_joe418]

5 words.... let me restart:
I can't belive you are

[jakethesnake]

always asking stupid questions about

[user_name_joe418]

why I can't get your

[Muffin Man No9]

mom into my bed when

[LordOfWei]

the real issue is what

[user_name_joe418]

you can do with my

[jakethesnake]

cat on the floor of

[redeyes15]

her bedroom in front of

[Muffin Man No9]

the mirror, tied to a

[user_name_joe418]

cross so she looks like

[Muffin Man No9]

oddball while you go in

[user_name_joe418]

and lick her in the

[Blaziking]

bum while still paying attention

[LordOfWei]

to the other side of

[user_name_joe418]

room where she sees the

[LordOfWei]

one eyed midget staring at

[user_name_joe418]

her and looks like the

[LordOfWei]

kind of person who would

[Muffin Man No9]

would drown all babies if

[user_name_joe418]

she was even touched by

[Blaziking]

a dangerous Romanian shepard that

[SecretSpikeyX]

kills teletubbies and

[LordOfWei]

doesn't post enough words so that I

[user_name_joe418]

could not touch my cats

[LordOfWei]

which were given to me

[user_name_joe418]

by Kim Jong Il when

[Muffin Man No9]

dinosaurs roamed the earth during

[dragonslayer]

the time that i was

[user_name_joe418]

not typing enough words in

[Blaziking]

the 5 Word Game which

[LordOfWei]

is starting to get really

[Welding_Jar]

old, so the sentence ends.

I was walking down the

[Blaziking]

street one day when a

[Welding_Jar]

spinning go-kart knocked over my

[LordOfWei]

mother who was buying some

[Blaziking]

new children hoping they would

[user_name_joe418]

milk her cow and polish

[XShadowPheonix]

her shoes in a great

[user_name_joe418]

white shark's belly and do

[Muffin Man No9]

somersaults non stop in a

[user_name_joe418]

5 Word Game Thread. Once

[Blaziking]

Muffin Man No9 starts crapping

[dark_knight_307]

on you and your mother

[user_name_joe418]

gets angry like wet monkeys

[XShadowPheonix]

who don't like the sound

[user_name_joe418]

of music, you'll want to

[SecretSpikeyX]

(Sorry but my last one messed up just ignore it)

tie your ugly shoes and

[user_name_joe418]

run. My name is not

[Muffin Man No9]

user name joe418 it is

[Blaziking]

Some Blue Guy With A

[user_name_joe418]

name Ryan who likes Eifel

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refering to blue with eifel 65.

[user_name_joe418]

65 and bumped the 5-word

[Welding_Jar]

Game thread because purple poodles

[user_name_joe418]

hump his bum. In the

[Muffin Man No9]

land of Micheal Jackson people

[user_name_joe418]

only one child mollester rules,

[Welding_Jar]

who ended this pointless sentence.

Joe likes Iowa because he

[Muffin Man No9]

thinks that Iowa is a

[user_name_joe418]

alien space government bent on

[SecretSpikeyX]

bombing really dumb people who

[bewd_tch]

will become angry and then

[user_name_joe418]

eat all our corn! Your

[Muffin Man No9]

momma is so fat that

[reagen]

her doctor said "Oh, God.."

[UzernameJ]

and started to deliver her

[Blaziking]

a can of beans which

[dark_knight_307]

ended up being you. I'm

[UzernameJ]

dying! How do you spell

[dark_knight_307]

antidisestablishmenterianism? Hey! Why did you

[UzernameJ]

eat all my muffins? You're

[dark_knight_307]

name is like my granmother's

[reagen]

dog, who died in a

[UzernameJ]

Hot tub in my dad's

[dark_knight_307]

*bleep*. Oh my God, what

[UzernameJ]

is my name? I don't

[dark_knight_307]

have a solution to your

[UzernameJ]

problem but I'll kill babys!
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I took the liberty of making a book:

Chapter 1-
I can't belive you are always asking stupid questions about why I can't get your mom into my bed when the real issue is what you can do with my cat on the floor of her bedroom in front of a mirror, tied to a cross so she looks like oddball when you go in and lick her in the bum while she is paying attention to the other side of the room where she sees the one eyed midget staring at her and looks like the kind of person who would drown all babies if she was even touched by a dangerous Romanian shepard that kills teletubies and dosen't post enough words so that I could touch my cats which where given to me by Kim Jong Il when dinasours romed the earth during the time that I was not typing enough words in the 5 Word Game which is starting to get really old so the sentance ends.

Chapter 2-
I was walking down the street one day when a spinning go-kart knocked over my mother who was buying some new children who she hoped would milk her cow and polish in a great white shark's belly and do somersaults non-stop in a 5 Word Game thread. Once Muffin Man No9 starts crapping on you and your mother gets angry like wet monkeys who don't like The Sound of Music, you'll want to tie your ugly shoes and run. My name is not user name joe 418 it is some blue guy with a name Ryan and likes Eifel 65 and bumped the 5 Word
Game Thread because purple poodles hump his bum. In the land of Michale Jackson people, only one child molester rules who ended this pointless sentance.

Chapter 3-
Joe likes Iowa because he thinks that Iowa is an Alien Space Government bent on bombing really dumb people who will become angry and eat all your corn! Your momma is so fat that her doctor said "Oh God..." and delivered her a can of beans which ended up being you. I'm dying! How do you spell antidisestablishmenterianism? Hey! Why did you eat all my muffins?

Chapter 4-
Your name is like my Grandmother's dog who died in a hot tub in my dad's *bleep*. Oh my god, what is my name? I don't have a solution to your problem but I'll kill babies!

[reagen]

Holy Cow!! What am i..

[dark_knight_307]

thinking, trying to skip over

[UzernameJ]

your mom when she is

[dark_knight_307]

eating a huge slice of

[UzernameJ]

your grandma's severed head. That's

[Dragon Tamer]

gross and at the same time

[UzernameJ]

beautifull. Hug my small red

[UzernameJ]

5 word game thread which I

[The Titan]

5 word game thread which I

eat chicken on and do

[UzernameJ]

not drink martinis without olives.

[reagen]

This is getting out of..

[UzernameJ]

line with the astral killer

[The Titan]

line with the astral killer

Eating other peoples pants.

[UzernameJ]

Some people like to eat

[UzernameJ]

the bumped 5 word game thread

[Jaguar1000]

and then throw it at

[UzernameJ]

their mothers when they're taking

[Micomancer]

A fresh shower because they

[The Titan]

A fresh shower because they

They were watching ATHF and

[UzernameJ]

they pissed their pants lauging.

[robbodopolis]

then a giant monkey came

[UzernameJ]

and swallowed my girlfriend whole.

[reagen]

Wow, isn't this a crazy

[Jaguar1000]

then a robot killer recued

[SecretSpikeyX]

and smacked them out the

[Micomancer]

bedroom with his huge hammer

[robbodopolis]

the hammer then shaterred into

[UzernameJ]

2,524.23 pieces that where sold as

[The Titan]

2,524.23 pieces that where sold as

The Remains of budda for

[UzernameJ]

100$ a piece. I love to

[robbodopolis]

go to the sumo ring and

[reagen]

Bust some sumo's butt so

[UzernameJ]

John Kerry will make love

[sinsin_angel]

to a crazy hobbit named Willow

[robbodopolis]

who smells of elderberries because

[UzernameJ]

his mom did the worm.

[reagen]

And his father did a

[Micomancer]

freaky dance at the roof

[reagen]

and he won't stop until

[UzernameJ]

Reagen craps himself. Eenie Meenie

[mitey]

ate a spleenie when he

[sinsin_angel]

had some weenies!
end that sentance
I was jokin

[robbodopolis]

about wether or not to

[Micomancer]

talk his wife about going

[Firehound105]

to strip clubs right after

[UzernameJ]

I punch 27 Gangsters in the

[robbodopolis]

face due to a lack

[The Titan]

face due to a lack

of bacon so he shot

[UzernameJ]

his mother square in the head.

[robbodopolis]

with a big bag of

[reagen]

peanuts until it's stuck in

[mitey]

my nose while I lick

[Firehound105]

the peanut butter off of

[robbodopolis]

my grandma's seventy nine year

[UzernameJ]

old lips. I like chunky

[LordOfWei]

peanut butter on my old

[UzernameJ]

virgin, 40 years old to be exact

[redeyes15]

so that i can teach

[UzernameJ]

angry people to love puppies.

[mitey]

I like looking at a

[nunomoura]

nice pile of cash in

[C.S.K.Y.A.]

in my tight bright under

[mitey]

garments that float around while

[UzernameJ]

crazy hippies don't eat steak.

[Incredible619]

but your mom told me

[mitey]

that when she goes to

[XShadowPheonix]

the hospital for surgery of

[mitey]

something that I will not

[Pik'll]

talk about she has something

[mitey]

that comes from the last

[UzernameJ]

Egg Mc.Muffin she ate. So

[mitey]

when I started to go

[UzernameJ]

crazy and catch the cholera,

[mitey]

I decided that I would

[C.S.K.Y.A.]

eat my own bug infested

[mitey]

bed, but I still don't

[dark_knight_307]

understand why your mother is

[mitey]

so idiotic when she tries

[dark_knight_307]

to crawl into my little

[The Titan]

to crawl into my little
Bed But the Sex is

[mitey]

horrible since I am Titan.

[UzernameJ]

NICE ONE MITEY! (High Five'd)
---------------------------
It was so horrible that

[mitey]

Thank you very much UzernameJ.

[dark_knight_307]

It was so horrible that

I couldn't even explain my

[mitey]

rage and anger at it

[dark_knight_307]

your mother's gaint, delicious, scrumptuous

[mitey]

and completely, undeniably uncensored and

[dark_knight_307]

not-even-Howard-Stern-worthy

[redeyes15]

piece of art that is

[mitey]

known as the amazing and

[dark_knight_307]

quite joy-inducing little mother

[UzernameJ]

goose hole. I can't belive

[dark_knight_307]

this sentence is so short.

[UzernameJ]

Normally sentances aren't that short.

[dark_knight_307]

But today they really are.

[mitey]

Oh wow, that is amazing!

[UzernameJ]

Enough, this has got to

[dark_knight_307]

continue. What the hell was

[redeyes15]

uzernamej nagging so much about?

[UzernameJ]

I don't know what I

[mitey]

said but I do know

[UzernameJ]

what your mom said. She

[mitey]

said that you are one

[The Titan]

ugly son of a *****.

[One-of-chaos]

I hate when people say

[The Titan]

That i am not really

[UzernameJ]

humping your mom, but it's

[mitey]

actually a very true statement.

[One-of-chaos]

In the darkness I feel

[UzernameJ]

my **** with a rubber

[mitey]

chicken, while I hold in

[redeyes15]

the big amount of turd

[mitey]

that is currently residing in

[Muffin Man No9]

my pee in a drunken

[UzernameJ]

old man's mouth. C'mon, let's

[Muffin Man No9]

make love to the whole

[redeyes15]

lot of these gay men

[Firehound105]

while we're in a big

[redeyes15]

big big big big big

[dark_knight_307]

orgy.....? You know life sucks

[Muffin Man No9]

when you go out and

[mitey]

try to get laid, but

[One-of-chaos]

Play this dumb game and

[mitey]

die instead. I one had

[UzernameJ]

end the night by licking

[mitey]

the pole, just like Mikey

[dark_knight_307]

did to mine. You're so

[mitey]

naive, you picker-winching gobberfoily ergonermitist

[dark_knight_307]

egocentric, silly, stupid, mother f-ing

[mitey]

psychiatric pinchernelly that I could

[dark_knight_307]

ever stuff into my pants.

[Firehound105]

while I was on a

[dark_knight_307]

see-saw, I killed your dog.

[One-of-chaos]

People can fart when they

[dark_knight_307]

eat. Oh no, it's starting

[mitey]

to rain like there will

[Muffin Man No9]

no tomorow and it looks

[dark_knight_307]

like MM9 needs grammar lessons.

[One-of-chaos]

When your mom and I

[dark_knight_307]

had sex, I liked it.

[TrainedChicken]

People who think in five

[dark_knight_307]

cannot speak the English. Thusly,

[mitey]

mine eyes doth lie! Once

[UzernameJ]

your mom had sex with

[dark_knight_307]

. Why is everone here immature?

[mitey]

Because we are under 10.

[One-of-chaos]

The game just ended now.

[mitey]

OR DID IT?! I once

[One-of-chaos]

ended a really dumb game.

[dark_knight_307]

I hate party poopers. You're

[mitey]

the worst piece of filth

[dark_knight_307]

I have ever eaten before.

[One-of-chaos]

This game should end because

[jd92887]

it gettin kinda dumb and

[UzernameJ]

we need a new catch.

[mitey]

Once upon a time in

[redeyes15]

one of oneofchoas's stupid parties

[One-of-chaos]

redeyes15 atteneded and had intercourse

[Rhino408]

with donuts because he was

[TrainedChicken]

wicked high on mayonnayse blintzes.

[One-of-chaos]

Then, suddenly, the game died?

[UzernameJ]

No the game didn't die,

[Rhino408]

In your opinion, gays are....

[mitey]

actually, in fact, the most

[One-of-chaos]

guy loving people in here.

[Rhino408]

Illegal immigrants are funny because.....

[dark_knight_307]

I am one of them.

[mitey]

While in Neverland, I saw

[Pik'll]

Todo doing something very unapropriate

[mitey]

to MJ, who was with

[HeavyMetalKing]

some strange guy who