Sword of Light, Day, Chaos, Order and Many Other Things

[keldon]

Sword of Light, Day, Chaos, Order and Many Other Things - :7:
Legendary Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gains +5/+5 and Protection from All Colors and Artifacts (This effect doesn’t remove Sword of Light, Day, Chaos, Order and Many Other Things).
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of Light, Day, Chaos, Order and Many Other Things deals 2 damage to target creature or player, you draw a card, you gain 3 life, you may return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand, you may put two 1/1 green insect tokens into play and put up to two charge counters on target artifact.
Equip : :4:

"Once i saw it equipped to a Greater Morphling..."

[Eye of Shizo]

well, this sums it up why we are banning Sword cards from the boards...

[Risky]

What about the Pink ability?

[keldon]

What about the Pink ability?

Well, suggestions are welcome.... ;)

[fooligan]

3 out of 4 parts of its designation are white.
it would be fuunier if it only had 3 white abilities and a red one ....
but i guess you could just add 2 more white abilities for hilarity sake

[tophu]

Heh, I just came over here to "Other" to post a joke sword to end all swords. Afterward, I see this one. Mine does more in less words, though. *snicker*

[No Limitz]

pssh who cares about pink, I WANT PUCE!