funny celebrity quotes

[BigStinkin'Ape]

post up the funnieist celebrities quotes you can find.I'll start (nothing TOO dirty though)

Jack Nicholson~"Never trust a fart."

[Knight Of Dusk]

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
WC Fields.

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
Dave Edison.

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
Jeff Marder.


"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
**** Cavett. (First Name is an abbreviation of Richard)

[BigStinkin'Ape]

nice dave edison!

"To hell with the planet.What about my nuts?!"
David Suzuki

anyone else?

[LIGHTNINGBLITZ]

Lets try to keep these clean, please?

[BigStinkin'Ape]

well will but come on that wasn't THAT dirty was it?

[LIGHTNINGBLITZ]

Not that bad, but, it is a direction I dont want this to follow, because it seems fun. ^.^

[BigStinkin'Ape]

okay we'll try to keep this moving on a funny but SFW line of satire.

"Jack Nickelson"
"you gonna drive it or buy it a drink?"

"Jack Nickelson & Morgan Freeman"
"(jack)you gotta be $#!%ing me.
(morgan) no, the cats beat me to it XD!"(sorry LBZ that is the last "dirty" one)