I'm Not Punny...

[boneclub24]

That's right! Many others arn't either! Post a joke,post a pun,post somthing funny! No flaming or insulting each other of there jokes! I'll start:

What did the 0 say to the 8 ?

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Nice belt!

[mike lopez]

What do people who make up striking signs hold up when they go on strike?

[Knight Of Dusk]

Why Do they Call it a Pair of Underwear if there's only one?

[mike lopez]

Frog Parking!
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Violators will be Toad!

[Knight Of Dusk]

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

or Howzabout

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor

[mike lopez]

I have said it before and I will say it again! I never repeat myself!

[mike lopez]

For the longest that I could remember , I have always had amnesia.

[mike lopez]

No one takes me seriously,seriously.

[RyoAzuro]

Why do you get 10 hot dogs, but only 8 hot dog buns?

- Ryo

[mike lopez]

Could you remind me not to forget what I remembered.

[mike lopez]

Procrastination is something you must do in hurry.

[mike lopez]

Hey, wake up and go to sleep!

Gotta love the 3 stooges!

[nEW_fOLDER]

I wish the first word I ever said was "Quote" so right before I died I could say "Unquote." - Steven Wright