Lugiasian
04-14-2005, 03:05 PM
Yes, it's back, and this time I've compiled them all into one topic like last time, and I'll finish Vol. 3. >=D
Some of the people who read the last editions may notice that I revised and edited some of the tips. This is because I felt that they were far too stupid/dull/insulting/useless to be tips.
VOL. 1
1. Don't drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes. (Duh.)
2. Don't eat cafeteria food. Use it for food fights.
3. Get yourself a dog or a cat. If you can't get one, a younger sibling in a puppy or kitty costume works too.
4. Watch out for poles. They hurt.
5. Never mess with someone tough who's twice your size unless you have some cool, uber-strong powers.
6. Read A Series of Unfortunate Events. It teaches you survival skills, how to escape from a madman, and it even teaches you fancy vocabulary!
7. Don't EVER touch a gun. I mean it.
8. Smile and say hello to everyone you meet, unless they are evil or mean. If they are, use pepper spray on them.
9. ALWAYS go with your first instinct, unless of course, your second one sounds a LOT better.
10. If you're gonna lose, lose with STYLE. That way, you'll look like a winner.
11. If war, famine, disease, and death all strike at once, get into a very good bomb shelter. (Thanks Elliot!)
12. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit.
13. Avoid skunks unless you want to start showering 8 times a day.
14. Stay away from the opposite gender until you're ready. It is far too easy to fall in love.
15. Don't eat prunes.
16. Remember, there's always tomorrow. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day...
17. If all else fails, RUN. Really fast.
18. Pizza is great social food.
19. Don't dive in a 2-foot pool unless you want to get severe head injuries.
20. If anyone else puts down your work, they are probably jealous. So don't worry.
21. If someone pisses you off, don't get mad, and don't get glad. Getting glad after getting pissed off is just weird. Instead play some video games or something to channel that anger out of you. (Thanks Andurin!)
22. Try to find at least ONE talent within you. If you can do that, you're all set for life. If you can't, then you'll probably rot.
23. If the person you like is mean to you, be VERY annoying with them.
24. Cats and water do NOT mix.
25. Everyone has some good inside them, except terrorists and other really mean people.
26. If anyone mentions someone too often, presume that either they like them or they really want to hurt them.
27. Don't play Monopoly unless you want to be up ALL night.
28. ALWAYS have a Plan B, unless your Plan B is completely useless.
29. If it smells like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken, it is most likely faux chicken. >=D
30. Don't try to steal your baby cousin's rattle. Cousins bite.
31. If you like anything that others don't like(i.e.- me liking Ozzy & Drix and having a crush on Tidus), like it anyway. It doesn't matter what others think.
32. Never settle for second-best when you know you can do better.
33. Don't try to eat rocks.
34. Don't answer to door-to-door sellers.
35. Avoid badgers.
36. Get a GBA, preferrably a GBASP.
37. Don't jump off a cliff, even if you're REALLY desperate.
38. You only live once, so make the most out of your life.
39. Blepherospasms are not a good thing to have in front of people, especially in front of your crush. (If you saw that episode where Ozzy goes to Christine in Ozzy & Drix, you'll know what I mean.)
40. Don't use fancy words if you don't know what they mean. You may end up embarrasing yourself.
41. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
42. A smile is contagious.
43. Even the worst of situations has a solution. You just have to find it.
44. A frown is just an upside-down smile.
45. Don't eat too much chili. In fact, don't eat too much anything.
46. Stay away from clowns.
47. Greed is not good.
48. Start off each day with a warm 'hello'.
49. Having at least one good friend is helpful.
50. Don't peel scabs. The wound just gets worse.
51. Finish what you started.
52. Don't throw up in a vent.
53. Broccoli only tastes good if you put soy sauce on it. Or any other condiment, depending on your taste.
54. Some teachers are there to help us intellectually and emotionally. Others are there to torture the living daylights out of us. And others are just there to take up space. =\
55. Follow your inner muse.
56. If you're a girl, keep a diary. If you're a boy, keep a journal. Then, you can look back and laugh and cry over your memories.
57. You can't have your cake and eat it, too.
58. Early stage fright is not a good sign the day before your play. You can either call it quits or swallow your fear and perform anyway.
59. If you have a talent, don't let it go to waste.
60. Keep dreaming.
61. Live every day like it is your last.
62. Play more RPGs. They're good for your brain.
63. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
64. ALWAYS perform to the best of your abilities.
65. Stay away from someone who thinks alien vegetables from beyond are real. They're probably crazy. But if you're crazy already, befriend them. >=D
66. Want good old fashioned gaming? Get a Gamecube. Want a box that's stuffed with features, as well as games? Get a PS2. Want Halo? Get Xbox.
67. After facing a whole lot of tragedy, you'll turn out all right at the end...
68. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
69. Stay away from cheesy Disney sequels.
70. You can't have apple pie without the apples.
71. If you love a video game character, then go ahead and LOVE THEM! Who cares what anyone says? >=D
72. Don't try to eat Jell-O with chopsticks.
73. Don't eat anchovies. They're nasty...
74. That imaginary, handsome teenage hero, that mighty little creature or that cute, gem of a girl may be the next star in your very own video game. So don't ever think they're 'just a creation of mine'.
75. Always have a witty comment handy.
76. 7 IS a lucky number...in a way. Trust me and GCTonyHawk on this one.
77. If your computer has a virus or can't function properly, go buy a laptop.
78. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
79. Your worst enemy may turn out to be your best friend if you give them a chance.
80. No one ever got hurt by being kind, except possibly Gandhi, and a whole lot of other peaceful leaders...
81. Make an effort, not an excuse.
82. Only you have the power to make a difference.
83. Obsessing over Final Fantasy guys/girls may convince people that you're crazy.
84. Don't trust anyone with a one-word vocabulary.
85. NEVER give up hope.
86. Relationships may come and go, but true friends are forever.
87. Learn CPR. You never know when you might need it.
88. Try to quit while you're ahead.
89. TV teaches you lots of things. Watch it more often, no matter what your parents say.
90. A lot of sugar is just fine, but too much sugar can make you very hyper.
91. Always pretend you know what a foreign person is saying, then translate the words into English.
92. There really IS no place like home.
93. Sarcasm is a great speech tool. You'll find yourself using it VERY often.
94. Treat others the way you'd like to be treated.
95. Once you hit 13, kiddie educational television will just melt your brain. Seriously. O_O;
96. Fast and steady wins the race.
97. When it comes to GBASP multiplayer battles, he who laughs last usually has an AC Adapter with them.
98. Don't call a long-haired, blond boy Tidus. Most of them will go after you.
99. Same goes for calling loners with long, black hair Squall.
100. Always have patience, like you did when you waited for me to finish this list!!!!
VOL. 2
1. Appreciate what you have. Don't envy other people's things.
2. 10 square feet and 10 feet squared are two entirely different things.
3. Super Bowl entertainment, as well as other previously live awards shows, will never be the same. o.O
4. Whenever you think of the bad things, think of all the good things, too.
5. It is usually not a good idea to approach a silver spot on the ground in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
6. Lying can be beneficial sometimes, if it's an emergency.
7. No matter what you do to it, cheese-covered ice cream on rice sprinkled with tuna will NEVER taste good.
8. The only thing you have to fear is fear itself. Oh, and Godzilla. O.o
9. Watch out for obsessed fangirls. (This tip is really dedicated to Hector in the unfinished story Tokyo Nights.)
10. Kissing is gross until you've experienced it, and even then it may still be gross.
11. Small print is bad for your eyes.
12. Don't touch sunburns.
13. Try not to ask a big, tough-looking bodyguard too many questions.
14. Mold is bad for your stomach, unless you're a Snorlax.
15. Avoid journals with pink, fluffy chimpanzees on them.
16. Go outside with a metal hat on your head during a thunderstorm, and become a human lightning rod.
17. Everyone will die someday. But try to prevent death.
18. Hilary Duff movies and songs are poison to your eyes and ears....
19. Always look both ways before crossing the street.
20. Think VERY carefully before you speak.
21. Don't get hit in the face with a soccer ball if you're wearing metal frame glasses.
22. Laughter is one of the best medicines.
23. Fluffy bunnies can be very dangerous indeed....
24. The DS is a good system, no matter what the PSP fans say. It works vice versa, too. >=D
25. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is a very good game. You should really get it.
26. If something says 'Radioactive Waste' on it, stay well away from it.
27. In fact, stay away from the place where you found that object.
28. Sticks and stones may break your bones if someone throws them at you. REALLY hard.
29. Yes, words can hurt, too.
30. Don't wear jewelry during gym.
31. Due to desk placement, classroom raffles are unfair.
32. If you're a newbie who doesn't know how to spell or use grammar correctly, STAY WELL AWAY FROM GARY OAK.
33. If you're a person who writes correctly and doesn't create pointless spam, LEARN TO ADMIRE GARY OAK. Some hate him anyway, but that's another story. =P
34. Sharks mistake feet for food.
35. When you wait for something you REALLY want, the wait is usually longer if you keep thinking about it.
36. The Lakers are better than the Pistons, according to Lakers fans, and the Pistons are better than the Lakers, according to Pistons fans. Who's actually better? We may never know. =P
37. Wasps do not hurt you if you do not hurt them.
38. NES games are great games to play, even if they are about 20 years behind our times.
39. Cheating to get all the Pokemon in Ruby and Sapphire will only make you feel ashamed of yourself.
40. Even if you've asked 50 people out with no success, keep trying. You'll see the sun soon.
41. You can love to love something, but if you hate to hate something, it's really the same thing.
42. He who laughs last laughs best, or just doesn't get the joke. =P (Fun fact: The added bit was inspired by one of Gary's old MSN names.)
43. Be nice to nerds. You'll usually end up working for them.
44. Don't try to do something dangerous just to impress your peers.
45. Sewers are a breeding ground for bacteria.
46. One of your very best friends will be your mother. Why? Because she will ALMOST always be there for you.
47. 7 is STILL a lucky number.
48. Curiosity may have killed the cat, but that doesn't mean it will kill you.
49. Ask a stupid question, expect a stupid answer.
50. Don't take things TOO literally.
51. Use common sense. (Thankies Whicker!)
52. Jumping into a spiked pit is painful.
53. If you have a goal, then GO FOR IT!
54. Give everything a second thought.
55. Anything is possible. Well, almost anything.
56. Don't cry over spilled milk.
57. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
58. Learn to stop things when they get out of hand.
59. It's hard to write 200 tips, or 200 different anything. Take it from me.
60. The perfect birthday present is money.
61. Don't do what your heart tells you. It is just an unintelligent organ. You might as well listen to your lower intestine. (Thankies UltraCow!)
62. If the organisms before us evolved, we will, too.
63. Violence will get you nowhere except jail.
64. Always have a hobby, be it soccer, drawing, or trying to concoct the cure for AIDS.
65. Don't get something just because everyone else has it. It's called a FAD.
66. Tuna is NOT chicken.
67. Always shoot from the hip.
68. Monkeys can be very annoying or very helpful depending on the monkey. (Fun fact: Did you know that Elliot once considered cutting off all of his long sexy hair to save the monkeys? =P He said no in the end, and good thing too. XD)
69. Never underestimate the power of turkey.
70. Although people may not think so, Christina is the better one out of the Brit-Chris competition. At least she can sing. =/
71. Procrastination only works for so long.
72. You can turn a bad situation into a good one.
73. If you're in an airplane, and your mouth feels funny, GRAB THE SICK BAG.
74. Don't walk barefoot in the dump.
75. Don't touch a plug if you just finished washing the dishes.
76. The best strategy for passing a school test is to study.
77. Always go with your first instinct. (Not sure if I already said this one in the other topic. Dedicated to my 4th grade teacher, who once said this to me.)
78. Poop and fart is STILL funny. (Fun fact: One of the members of Blink-182 said this. I can't remember who.)
79. Always have a watch with you. You never know when it will come in handy.
80. Mad Libs is one of the best word game. IT RULES!!
81. Treacle and Treecko are two entirely different things. You want treacle on your pancakes, not Treecko.
82. If you live in New Jersey, and your crush lives in Manchester, a strong relationship is impossible.....unless you somehow meet. o.O
83. If you live to love, then you'll automatically love to live.
84. Kissing is a LOT harder than you think.
85. Don't make accusations without strong evidence.
86. Don't viciously shake a bottle of Coke and then uncap it, unless you want a foam-and-soda-covered room.
87. Procrastination is a nasty habit that starts off small.
88. You can celebrate Guy Fawkes Day in America. However, you can be arrested for commiting arson. >=D
89. Believe in karma. What goes around, comes around.
90. Beware of how you pronounce the word "pianist"....my friend got a good laugh out of the way I pronounced it. =/
91. When you fall in love, you take a big risk by putting your emotions on the line. However, what you gain is sometimes worth the risk. =D
92. Whatever happens, suicide is NOT the answer. EVER.
93. Saying "my dog ate my homework" almost never works.
94. Harshly, it's not always gonna be "happily ever after".
95. Don't play guitar with your bare fingers. Ouch.
96. Don't order Halloween costumes over the Internet without sending in measurements.
97. There is no spoon.
98. Careful while drinking coffee over your keyboard.
99. Water conducts electricity.
100. Don't bother to look up "Nemtastic" in the dictionary.
VOL. 3
1. It is far better to give than to receive.
2. Beware: you may develop an addiction to crackers.
3. Animal Crossing is for those who have ENOUGH time for it. AC can become a real pain in the *** to check.
4. NEVER wish death on anyone.
5. Backlights: Awesome for nocturnal use, but they eat up battery life faster than Pac-man eats dots.
6. You can't buy a DVD in Europe and watch it in your American DVD player. No, it doesn't work the other way around, so don't bother trying.
7. Get into the habit of saving often, whether it be your Pokemon game, your allowance, or your computer work.
8. Webcams and microphones, they're awesome communication tools.
9. Be careful with word filters...
10. iPods. You should get one if you have a crapload of music stuffed into your hard drive.
11. Not exactly a good idea to install Clap-On lights in a theater.
12. Reading and walking can prove hazardous to your health!
13. Watch your step, especially since there can be a very good chance that you'll step in dog crap.
14. Whipped cream is fun stuffs. ^^
15. Little siblings make good punching bags.
16. Everyone needs to be at least a smidge self-conceited.(learned from Elliot!!)
17. Do not stretch rubber bands too much, or face the evilness of a 'snapback'. Watch your fingers.
18. Tetris; it's the game you should buy to bring along to long road trips. You can spend HOURS playing it.
19. Don't use yellow crayon/marker/pen/colored pencil over white paper.
20. Careful not to bite off more than you can chew.
21. There's one rule that applies to Tetris as well as life: People aren't always gonna be there for you. You must learn to get yourself out of situations you yourself created.
22. Kittens are fun; everyone should have a kitten. Same goes for puppies.
23. There's a time and place for everything.
24. This next tip is for girls. You can always put a man in their place by kicking them in the crotch.
25. Don't leave milk out for extended periods of time.
26. What better way to honor someone than with a dedication?
27. Blondes aren't always airheads, believe it or not.
28. Revenge is like a boomerang, always coming back.
29. Styluses double as great poking devices!
30. In the great war of Sonic vs. Mario, McDonalds vs. Burger King, Coke vs. Pepsi, Macintosh vs. Microsoft, and Britney vs. Christina, it all depends upon preferance.
31. Some things get better with age. Mario is one of them. Wine is another, but if you read this, you're most likely not old enough. :P
32. If you rip your pants, sweaters make great cover-ups.
33. Yoga does wonders to the body and mind. Try it!
34. Use wasabi SPARINGLY unless you LIKE getting mouth burn.
35. If you have the stomach flu, it would be wise to have a bucket beside your bed.
36. DO NOT pass gas in the midst of your friends. If you do happen to fart silently in the midst of your friends, DO NOT be the first one to say you smelled it. Be the second or the third and blame the first. (Thankies Sir_Arjai!)
37. It is a bad idea to wear or say something that makes anybody think twice about your sexual orientation. (Thankies again to Sir_Arjai!)
38. Fighting games can give a bad case of hand cramp.
39. Your brain is your best friend. It doesn't matter if you're a geek or a jock or a bad girl.
40. Tired of being American, but want to be something that you can understand, at least to some extent? Go English, love.
41. And if you DO decide to go the way of the British, remember. Measure with the metric system, and the letters 'u' and 's' are your friends.
42. Spare change is always a nice thing to carry around.
43. Don't eat too much, and don't eat too little.
44. Revenge only brings more revenge, creating a neverending CYCLE of revenge. This isn't ALWAYS the case...but it is most of the time. =P
45. A dollar/pound/other monetary unit a day can go a very long way. ;)
46. Sometimes a break-up can be a good thing. =/
47. Have coffee in the morning. It keeps you awake during the day, and it tastes great with milk. =D
48. Do NOT say 'bomb' in an airport if you value your life.
49. Wear your weirdoness like a badge. >=D
50. Bad music albums double as awesome frisbees.
51. If you wear braces, always have wax handy. You never know when a wire will poke out and tear at your inner cheek.
52. Don't set your standards too high. Most of the time you'll be VERY disappointed.
53. Being a true Final Fantasy fan isn't cheap. Same goes for being a Pokemon fan.
54. Staring at the sun for too long can turn your eyes black.
55. Don't throw pennies from the top of the Empire State Building. You never know who's below you.
56. Beware: you CAN be arrested and/or fined for selling lemonade!!
57. If you learn something, even one little thing, every day, you'll be surprised how much you know by the end of the month.
58. Be very careful with permanent markers....
59. If you're wearing a skirt, DON'T stand under a vent. -_-
60. Not brushing your teeth at night has disastrous effects on your teeth.
61. Don't play around with fire, and I mean REAL fire.
62. Little kids may look friendly, but sometimes they're rabid little mongrels. x_x
63. Tie your bikini top VERY tightly if you're swimming in an area with frequent, forceful waves. >_<
64. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
65. Watch out for pigeons overhead. O_O
66. Just when you think it's finally over, it turns out that it's just the beginning....
67. Don't wear gold and silver jewelry all at once.
68. To get the fruit from atop the tree, you must climb the tree.
69. Trust takes years to build and seconds to destroy.
70. Pre-ordering usually pays off, especially if it's a Pokemon pre-order.
71. Don't tell your teacher to **** off. (Thankies Hydro!)
72. If a girl tells you she fancies you and you don't fancy her, tell her. Never give her false hope. (Thankies Hydro!)
73. For the females: When it's "that time of month again", and it flows like Niagra Falls, put on an overnight pad and tight biking shorts to support it.
74. For the guys: Don't disturb a PMS-stricken female. They WILL attack ferociously.
75. Don't drink soda before you go to sleep. You won't fall asleep for HOURS. (However, this CAN be a good thing.)
76. You might want to think about bolting a shelf with priceless glass objects.
77. Don't bite the hand that feeds you, unless that hand is feeding you something yucky.
78. NEVER inhale paint/nail polish remover/any hazardous household substance fumes.
79. Turn off MSN Nudge. Seriously. It may be all fun and dandy at first(oooooh! Virtual poke!), but pretty soon, it WILL get annoying.
80. Don't wash your hands while wearing a ring. Over time, it will rust and get all icky.
81. Blondes don't always have more fun....
82. You cannot lick your elbow. Don't waste precious time trying.
83. If you're playing a Flash game, log off of any IM programs.
84. Highways stink, literally.
85. Laughing at someone who fell while rollerblading is not a good idea. Really, guys.
86. Blogs: the online version of journals, and they're ever so awesome, too.
87. Don't leave anything plastic on a heater. (My sister learned this the hard way when she left her GBASP on one and came back to a crippled R button. Lol)
88. Some songs stick to your head and never let go, and you want them to stay...
89. ...other times you want them to sod off.
90. Don't slide down a hot playground slide with short shorts on. OUCH.
91. S0m3 numb3rs d0ubl3 4s l3tt3rs.
92. Turbo controllers avoid the need for button mashing and blistered fingers.
93. Sometimes it's best to just leave some things alone, whether it be irritable older siblings, giant blenders, or sleeping cats.
94. Be unique! Same is lame, people!
95. Keep your hands and head inside the car/bus/roller coaster at all times. Seriously.
96. It would be wise to keep all electrical appliances off the dining table during busy breakfast/lunch/dinner times.
97. Remember, nobody likes a tattletale.
98. Watch out for low doorways.
99. Life is random. (Thankies to that iPod commercial for this one!)
100. Okay, when you write 300 of anything, you know you've got too much time on your hands. ;D
Some of the people who read the last editions may notice that I revised and edited some of the tips. This is because I felt that they were far too stupid/dull/insulting/useless to be tips.
VOL. 1
1. Don't drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes. (Duh.)
2. Don't eat cafeteria food. Use it for food fights.
3. Get yourself a dog or a cat. If you can't get one, a younger sibling in a puppy or kitty costume works too.
4. Watch out for poles. They hurt.
5. Never mess with someone tough who's twice your size unless you have some cool, uber-strong powers.
6. Read A Series of Unfortunate Events. It teaches you survival skills, how to escape from a madman, and it even teaches you fancy vocabulary!
7. Don't EVER touch a gun. I mean it.
8. Smile and say hello to everyone you meet, unless they are evil or mean. If they are, use pepper spray on them.
9. ALWAYS go with your first instinct, unless of course, your second one sounds a LOT better.
10. If you're gonna lose, lose with STYLE. That way, you'll look like a winner.
11. If war, famine, disease, and death all strike at once, get into a very good bomb shelter. (Thanks Elliot!)
12. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit.
13. Avoid skunks unless you want to start showering 8 times a day.
14. Stay away from the opposite gender until you're ready. It is far too easy to fall in love.
15. Don't eat prunes.
16. Remember, there's always tomorrow. And the next day. And the next day. And the next day...
17. If all else fails, RUN. Really fast.
18. Pizza is great social food.
19. Don't dive in a 2-foot pool unless you want to get severe head injuries.
20. If anyone else puts down your work, they are probably jealous. So don't worry.
21. If someone pisses you off, don't get mad, and don't get glad. Getting glad after getting pissed off is just weird. Instead play some video games or something to channel that anger out of you. (Thanks Andurin!)
22. Try to find at least ONE talent within you. If you can do that, you're all set for life. If you can't, then you'll probably rot.
23. If the person you like is mean to you, be VERY annoying with them.
24. Cats and water do NOT mix.
25. Everyone has some good inside them, except terrorists and other really mean people.
26. If anyone mentions someone too often, presume that either they like them or they really want to hurt them.
27. Don't play Monopoly unless you want to be up ALL night.
28. ALWAYS have a Plan B, unless your Plan B is completely useless.
29. If it smells like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken, it is most likely faux chicken. >=D
30. Don't try to steal your baby cousin's rattle. Cousins bite.
31. If you like anything that others don't like(i.e.- me liking Ozzy & Drix and having a crush on Tidus), like it anyway. It doesn't matter what others think.
32. Never settle for second-best when you know you can do better.
33. Don't try to eat rocks.
34. Don't answer to door-to-door sellers.
35. Avoid badgers.
36. Get a GBA, preferrably a GBASP.
37. Don't jump off a cliff, even if you're REALLY desperate.
38. You only live once, so make the most out of your life.
39. Blepherospasms are not a good thing to have in front of people, especially in front of your crush. (If you saw that episode where Ozzy goes to Christine in Ozzy & Drix, you'll know what I mean.)
40. Don't use fancy words if you don't know what they mean. You may end up embarrasing yourself.
41. If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
42. A smile is contagious.
43. Even the worst of situations has a solution. You just have to find it.
44. A frown is just an upside-down smile.
45. Don't eat too much chili. In fact, don't eat too much anything.
46. Stay away from clowns.
47. Greed is not good.
48. Start off each day with a warm 'hello'.
49. Having at least one good friend is helpful.
50. Don't peel scabs. The wound just gets worse.
51. Finish what you started.
52. Don't throw up in a vent.
53. Broccoli only tastes good if you put soy sauce on it. Or any other condiment, depending on your taste.
54. Some teachers are there to help us intellectually and emotionally. Others are there to torture the living daylights out of us. And others are just there to take up space. =\
55. Follow your inner muse.
56. If you're a girl, keep a diary. If you're a boy, keep a journal. Then, you can look back and laugh and cry over your memories.
57. You can't have your cake and eat it, too.
58. Early stage fright is not a good sign the day before your play. You can either call it quits or swallow your fear and perform anyway.
59. If you have a talent, don't let it go to waste.
60. Keep dreaming.
61. Live every day like it is your last.
62. Play more RPGs. They're good for your brain.
63. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
64. ALWAYS perform to the best of your abilities.
65. Stay away from someone who thinks alien vegetables from beyond are real. They're probably crazy. But if you're crazy already, befriend them. >=D
66. Want good old fashioned gaming? Get a Gamecube. Want a box that's stuffed with features, as well as games? Get a PS2. Want Halo? Get Xbox.
67. After facing a whole lot of tragedy, you'll turn out all right at the end...
68. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
69. Stay away from cheesy Disney sequels.
70. You can't have apple pie without the apples.
71. If you love a video game character, then go ahead and LOVE THEM! Who cares what anyone says? >=D
72. Don't try to eat Jell-O with chopsticks.
73. Don't eat anchovies. They're nasty...
74. That imaginary, handsome teenage hero, that mighty little creature or that cute, gem of a girl may be the next star in your very own video game. So don't ever think they're 'just a creation of mine'.
75. Always have a witty comment handy.
76. 7 IS a lucky number...in a way. Trust me and GCTonyHawk on this one.
77. If your computer has a virus or can't function properly, go buy a laptop.
78. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
79. Your worst enemy may turn out to be your best friend if you give them a chance.
80. No one ever got hurt by being kind, except possibly Gandhi, and a whole lot of other peaceful leaders...
81. Make an effort, not an excuse.
82. Only you have the power to make a difference.
83. Obsessing over Final Fantasy guys/girls may convince people that you're crazy.
84. Don't trust anyone with a one-word vocabulary.
85. NEVER give up hope.
86. Relationships may come and go, but true friends are forever.
87. Learn CPR. You never know when you might need it.
88. Try to quit while you're ahead.
89. TV teaches you lots of things. Watch it more often, no matter what your parents say.
90. A lot of sugar is just fine, but too much sugar can make you very hyper.
91. Always pretend you know what a foreign person is saying, then translate the words into English.
92. There really IS no place like home.
93. Sarcasm is a great speech tool. You'll find yourself using it VERY often.
94. Treat others the way you'd like to be treated.
95. Once you hit 13, kiddie educational television will just melt your brain. Seriously. O_O;
96. Fast and steady wins the race.
97. When it comes to GBASP multiplayer battles, he who laughs last usually has an AC Adapter with them.
98. Don't call a long-haired, blond boy Tidus. Most of them will go after you.
99. Same goes for calling loners with long, black hair Squall.
100. Always have patience, like you did when you waited for me to finish this list!!!!
VOL. 2
1. Appreciate what you have. Don't envy other people's things.
2. 10 square feet and 10 feet squared are two entirely different things.
3. Super Bowl entertainment, as well as other previously live awards shows, will never be the same. o.O
4. Whenever you think of the bad things, think of all the good things, too.
5. It is usually not a good idea to approach a silver spot on the ground in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
6. Lying can be beneficial sometimes, if it's an emergency.
7. No matter what you do to it, cheese-covered ice cream on rice sprinkled with tuna will NEVER taste good.
8. The only thing you have to fear is fear itself. Oh, and Godzilla. O.o
9. Watch out for obsessed fangirls. (This tip is really dedicated to Hector in the unfinished story Tokyo Nights.)
10. Kissing is gross until you've experienced it, and even then it may still be gross.
11. Small print is bad for your eyes.
12. Don't touch sunburns.
13. Try not to ask a big, tough-looking bodyguard too many questions.
14. Mold is bad for your stomach, unless you're a Snorlax.
15. Avoid journals with pink, fluffy chimpanzees on them.
16. Go outside with a metal hat on your head during a thunderstorm, and become a human lightning rod.
17. Everyone will die someday. But try to prevent death.
18. Hilary Duff movies and songs are poison to your eyes and ears....
19. Always look both ways before crossing the street.
20. Think VERY carefully before you speak.
21. Don't get hit in the face with a soccer ball if you're wearing metal frame glasses.
22. Laughter is one of the best medicines.
23. Fluffy bunnies can be very dangerous indeed....
24. The DS is a good system, no matter what the PSP fans say. It works vice versa, too. >=D
25. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is a very good game. You should really get it.
26. If something says 'Radioactive Waste' on it, stay well away from it.
27. In fact, stay away from the place where you found that object.
28. Sticks and stones may break your bones if someone throws them at you. REALLY hard.
29. Yes, words can hurt, too.
30. Don't wear jewelry during gym.
31. Due to desk placement, classroom raffles are unfair.
32. If you're a newbie who doesn't know how to spell or use grammar correctly, STAY WELL AWAY FROM GARY OAK.
33. If you're a person who writes correctly and doesn't create pointless spam, LEARN TO ADMIRE GARY OAK. Some hate him anyway, but that's another story. =P
34. Sharks mistake feet for food.
35. When you wait for something you REALLY want, the wait is usually longer if you keep thinking about it.
36. The Lakers are better than the Pistons, according to Lakers fans, and the Pistons are better than the Lakers, according to Pistons fans. Who's actually better? We may never know. =P
37. Wasps do not hurt you if you do not hurt them.
38. NES games are great games to play, even if they are about 20 years behind our times.
39. Cheating to get all the Pokemon in Ruby and Sapphire will only make you feel ashamed of yourself.
40. Even if you've asked 50 people out with no success, keep trying. You'll see the sun soon.
41. You can love to love something, but if you hate to hate something, it's really the same thing.
42. He who laughs last laughs best, or just doesn't get the joke. =P (Fun fact: The added bit was inspired by one of Gary's old MSN names.)
43. Be nice to nerds. You'll usually end up working for them.
44. Don't try to do something dangerous just to impress your peers.
45. Sewers are a breeding ground for bacteria.
46. One of your very best friends will be your mother. Why? Because she will ALMOST always be there for you.
47. 7 is STILL a lucky number.
48. Curiosity may have killed the cat, but that doesn't mean it will kill you.
49. Ask a stupid question, expect a stupid answer.
50. Don't take things TOO literally.
51. Use common sense. (Thankies Whicker!)
52. Jumping into a spiked pit is painful.
53. If you have a goal, then GO FOR IT!
54. Give everything a second thought.
55. Anything is possible. Well, almost anything.
56. Don't cry over spilled milk.
57. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
58. Learn to stop things when they get out of hand.
59. It's hard to write 200 tips, or 200 different anything. Take it from me.
60. The perfect birthday present is money.
61. Don't do what your heart tells you. It is just an unintelligent organ. You might as well listen to your lower intestine. (Thankies UltraCow!)
62. If the organisms before us evolved, we will, too.
63. Violence will get you nowhere except jail.
64. Always have a hobby, be it soccer, drawing, or trying to concoct the cure for AIDS.
65. Don't get something just because everyone else has it. It's called a FAD.
66. Tuna is NOT chicken.
67. Always shoot from the hip.
68. Monkeys can be very annoying or very helpful depending on the monkey. (Fun fact: Did you know that Elliot once considered cutting off all of his long sexy hair to save the monkeys? =P He said no in the end, and good thing too. XD)
69. Never underestimate the power of turkey.
70. Although people may not think so, Christina is the better one out of the Brit-Chris competition. At least she can sing. =/
71. Procrastination only works for so long.
72. You can turn a bad situation into a good one.
73. If you're in an airplane, and your mouth feels funny, GRAB THE SICK BAG.
74. Don't walk barefoot in the dump.
75. Don't touch a plug if you just finished washing the dishes.
76. The best strategy for passing a school test is to study.
77. Always go with your first instinct. (Not sure if I already said this one in the other topic. Dedicated to my 4th grade teacher, who once said this to me.)
78. Poop and fart is STILL funny. (Fun fact: One of the members of Blink-182 said this. I can't remember who.)
79. Always have a watch with you. You never know when it will come in handy.
80. Mad Libs is one of the best word game. IT RULES!!
81. Treacle and Treecko are two entirely different things. You want treacle on your pancakes, not Treecko.
82. If you live in New Jersey, and your crush lives in Manchester, a strong relationship is impossible.....unless you somehow meet. o.O
83. If you live to love, then you'll automatically love to live.
84. Kissing is a LOT harder than you think.
85. Don't make accusations without strong evidence.
86. Don't viciously shake a bottle of Coke and then uncap it, unless you want a foam-and-soda-covered room.
87. Procrastination is a nasty habit that starts off small.
88. You can celebrate Guy Fawkes Day in America. However, you can be arrested for commiting arson. >=D
89. Believe in karma. What goes around, comes around.
90. Beware of how you pronounce the word "pianist"....my friend got a good laugh out of the way I pronounced it. =/
91. When you fall in love, you take a big risk by putting your emotions on the line. However, what you gain is sometimes worth the risk. =D
92. Whatever happens, suicide is NOT the answer. EVER.
93. Saying "my dog ate my homework" almost never works.
94. Harshly, it's not always gonna be "happily ever after".
95. Don't play guitar with your bare fingers. Ouch.
96. Don't order Halloween costumes over the Internet without sending in measurements.
97. There is no spoon.
98. Careful while drinking coffee over your keyboard.
99. Water conducts electricity.
100. Don't bother to look up "Nemtastic" in the dictionary.
VOL. 3
1. It is far better to give than to receive.
2. Beware: you may develop an addiction to crackers.
3. Animal Crossing is for those who have ENOUGH time for it. AC can become a real pain in the *** to check.
4. NEVER wish death on anyone.
5. Backlights: Awesome for nocturnal use, but they eat up battery life faster than Pac-man eats dots.
6. You can't buy a DVD in Europe and watch it in your American DVD player. No, it doesn't work the other way around, so don't bother trying.
7. Get into the habit of saving often, whether it be your Pokemon game, your allowance, or your computer work.
8. Webcams and microphones, they're awesome communication tools.
9. Be careful with word filters...
10. iPods. You should get one if you have a crapload of music stuffed into your hard drive.
11. Not exactly a good idea to install Clap-On lights in a theater.
12. Reading and walking can prove hazardous to your health!
13. Watch your step, especially since there can be a very good chance that you'll step in dog crap.
14. Whipped cream is fun stuffs. ^^
15. Little siblings make good punching bags.
16. Everyone needs to be at least a smidge self-conceited.(learned from Elliot!!)
17. Do not stretch rubber bands too much, or face the evilness of a 'snapback'. Watch your fingers.
18. Tetris; it's the game you should buy to bring along to long road trips. You can spend HOURS playing it.
19. Don't use yellow crayon/marker/pen/colored pencil over white paper.
20. Careful not to bite off more than you can chew.
21. There's one rule that applies to Tetris as well as life: People aren't always gonna be there for you. You must learn to get yourself out of situations you yourself created.
22. Kittens are fun; everyone should have a kitten. Same goes for puppies.
23. There's a time and place for everything.
24. This next tip is for girls. You can always put a man in their place by kicking them in the crotch.
25. Don't leave milk out for extended periods of time.
26. What better way to honor someone than with a dedication?
27. Blondes aren't always airheads, believe it or not.
28. Revenge is like a boomerang, always coming back.
29. Styluses double as great poking devices!
30. In the great war of Sonic vs. Mario, McDonalds vs. Burger King, Coke vs. Pepsi, Macintosh vs. Microsoft, and Britney vs. Christina, it all depends upon preferance.
31. Some things get better with age. Mario is one of them. Wine is another, but if you read this, you're most likely not old enough. :P
32. If you rip your pants, sweaters make great cover-ups.
33. Yoga does wonders to the body and mind. Try it!
34. Use wasabi SPARINGLY unless you LIKE getting mouth burn.
35. If you have the stomach flu, it would be wise to have a bucket beside your bed.
36. DO NOT pass gas in the midst of your friends. If you do happen to fart silently in the midst of your friends, DO NOT be the first one to say you smelled it. Be the second or the third and blame the first. (Thankies Sir_Arjai!)
37. It is a bad idea to wear or say something that makes anybody think twice about your sexual orientation. (Thankies again to Sir_Arjai!)
38. Fighting games can give a bad case of hand cramp.
39. Your brain is your best friend. It doesn't matter if you're a geek or a jock or a bad girl.
40. Tired of being American, but want to be something that you can understand, at least to some extent? Go English, love.
41. And if you DO decide to go the way of the British, remember. Measure with the metric system, and the letters 'u' and 's' are your friends.
42. Spare change is always a nice thing to carry around.
43. Don't eat too much, and don't eat too little.
44. Revenge only brings more revenge, creating a neverending CYCLE of revenge. This isn't ALWAYS the case...but it is most of the time. =P
45. A dollar/pound/other monetary unit a day can go a very long way. ;)
46. Sometimes a break-up can be a good thing. =/
47. Have coffee in the morning. It keeps you awake during the day, and it tastes great with milk. =D
48. Do NOT say 'bomb' in an airport if you value your life.
49. Wear your weirdoness like a badge. >=D
50. Bad music albums double as awesome frisbees.
51. If you wear braces, always have wax handy. You never know when a wire will poke out and tear at your inner cheek.
52. Don't set your standards too high. Most of the time you'll be VERY disappointed.
53. Being a true Final Fantasy fan isn't cheap. Same goes for being a Pokemon fan.
54. Staring at the sun for too long can turn your eyes black.
55. Don't throw pennies from the top of the Empire State Building. You never know who's below you.
56. Beware: you CAN be arrested and/or fined for selling lemonade!!
57. If you learn something, even one little thing, every day, you'll be surprised how much you know by the end of the month.
58. Be very careful with permanent markers....
59. If you're wearing a skirt, DON'T stand under a vent. -_-
60. Not brushing your teeth at night has disastrous effects on your teeth.
61. Don't play around with fire, and I mean REAL fire.
62. Little kids may look friendly, but sometimes they're rabid little mongrels. x_x
63. Tie your bikini top VERY tightly if you're swimming in an area with frequent, forceful waves. >_<
64. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
65. Watch out for pigeons overhead. O_O
66. Just when you think it's finally over, it turns out that it's just the beginning....
67. Don't wear gold and silver jewelry all at once.
68. To get the fruit from atop the tree, you must climb the tree.
69. Trust takes years to build and seconds to destroy.
70. Pre-ordering usually pays off, especially if it's a Pokemon pre-order.
71. Don't tell your teacher to **** off. (Thankies Hydro!)
72. If a girl tells you she fancies you and you don't fancy her, tell her. Never give her false hope. (Thankies Hydro!)
73. For the females: When it's "that time of month again", and it flows like Niagra Falls, put on an overnight pad and tight biking shorts to support it.
74. For the guys: Don't disturb a PMS-stricken female. They WILL attack ferociously.
75. Don't drink soda before you go to sleep. You won't fall asleep for HOURS. (However, this CAN be a good thing.)
76. You might want to think about bolting a shelf with priceless glass objects.
77. Don't bite the hand that feeds you, unless that hand is feeding you something yucky.
78. NEVER inhale paint/nail polish remover/any hazardous household substance fumes.
79. Turn off MSN Nudge. Seriously. It may be all fun and dandy at first(oooooh! Virtual poke!), but pretty soon, it WILL get annoying.
80. Don't wash your hands while wearing a ring. Over time, it will rust and get all icky.
81. Blondes don't always have more fun....
82. You cannot lick your elbow. Don't waste precious time trying.
83. If you're playing a Flash game, log off of any IM programs.
84. Highways stink, literally.
85. Laughing at someone who fell while rollerblading is not a good idea. Really, guys.
86. Blogs: the online version of journals, and they're ever so awesome, too.
87. Don't leave anything plastic on a heater. (My sister learned this the hard way when she left her GBASP on one and came back to a crippled R button. Lol)
88. Some songs stick to your head and never let go, and you want them to stay...
89. ...other times you want them to sod off.
90. Don't slide down a hot playground slide with short shorts on. OUCH.
91. S0m3 numb3rs d0ubl3 4s l3tt3rs.
92. Turbo controllers avoid the need for button mashing and blistered fingers.
93. Sometimes it's best to just leave some things alone, whether it be irritable older siblings, giant blenders, or sleeping cats.
94. Be unique! Same is lame, people!
95. Keep your hands and head inside the car/bus/roller coaster at all times. Seriously.
96. It would be wise to keep all electrical appliances off the dining table during busy breakfast/lunch/dinner times.
97. Remember, nobody likes a tattletale.
98. Watch out for low doorways.
99. Life is random. (Thankies to that iPod commercial for this one!)
100. Okay, when you write 300 of anything, you know you've got too much time on your hands. ;D