For The Lulz!

[Schwarz]

As some of may know, Magic: The Gathering has a set called "Unhinged". This set brings forth a set of cards purely for comedic effect. I believe it is time that Yu-Gi-Oh! tried its hand at this concept.

Note: Not yet completed.

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Name: One In A Million
Type: Normal Spell
Art: A close-up of Yugi, various numbers float around his head.
Lore: Your opponent picks a number between 1 and 1,000,000, then writes in on a piece of paper. Then you think of a number within the same parameters. If your number is with 1000 of your opponents selected number, you win the match.
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Name: Naughty Ninja
Attribute: Dark
Level: Three
Art: A Ninja hiding behind Dark Blade. Poking his head over Dark Blades shoulder.
Type: Effect Monster
Stats: 0 / 0
Lore: When you summon a monster, with this monster in your hand, you may attempt to hide this card under the summoned monster. At any time during a players standby phase, you may reveal this card from the aforementioned hiding place. This card gains 1000 ATK for each standby phase it remained hidden. If the monster it is hidden under is destroyed, this card is also destroyed, and your opponent takes damage equal to the ATK of this card, had it been revealed during the previous standby phase.

[ More to come! ]

[seatleite]

i got one too:

the card that will be banned
12 stars DIVINE divine-beast/effect atk:infinite def:infinite
Before the match starts, your opponent must say which cards are banned. If they mention this card, you lose the match.(even if its not in your deck) If they don't, put this card in your deck. When you play this card, you win the match. Laugh at your opponent, and forcefully take their rarest card, just like in the show.

[IJster]

lolz that would be funny
" i take yugis dark magicina"
loz

[Schwarz]

That's clever, seat. Good job.
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Poor People Virus Normal Trap
Tribute 1 common-rarity monster you control, check all cards on your opponents field, hand, and their next three draws. Any card worth more than 10 American dollars is sent directly to the graveyard.

[SingtheSorrow19]

lol looks pretty funny how about something like this:

Name: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Supreme Dragon Catapult Incinerator
Attribute: Light
Level: 12
Art: Some crazed out Megazord machine
Type: Machine/Fusion/Effect
Stats: 5000/3800
Text: This card can only be Special Summoned from your Fusion Deck by removing from play the above cards on your side of the field. (You do not use "Polymerization"). If your oppenent was stupid enough to let you summon this on him/her you instantly win the duel.

[Schwarz]

Epic lulz, STS13. Epic.

[Red-EyesBlackDragon]

I have one!
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Decimatron
Dark
12 stars
100 ATK
0 DEF
Machine/Effect
This card cannot be destroyed. This card cannot be tributed under any conditions. The controller of this card recieves no Damage. If this card attacks your opponent's Life Points directly, he/she discards his entire deck to the graveyard.

A one-turn KO if you can get this little bugger a direct attack. Also, kinda playable if you think about it. But here's a REALLY crazy card:

Demolition Dice Roll
Normal Spell
Roll a six-sided die for each card your opponent has on his side of the field. Inflict direct damage equal to the total of the die rolls x 1000. If your opponent's Life Points are not 0 after inflicting the Effect Damage, your Life Points become 0.

If you were SO unlucky as to not win with the damage from this card, you deserve to lose, hence, the last line of the card text.

[Schwarz]

That wasn't funny at all, Red.

[Red-EyesBlackDragon]

Sorry. At least I gave it a shot.

[KaiserGlider]

I got some too!

Heart of the Cards

Type: Normal Spell Card

Effect: Select any card in your deck and add it to your hand. Then, increase your life points by 586068604540494 points. In addition, destroy all cards on your opponent's side of the field. Also, your opponent must skip his/her next 50 turns. If your name isn't Yami Yugi, the effect of this card does not apply.

Chance of victory is 0.01 to 2836782367823782

Type: Normal Spell Card

Effect: This card can only be activated if ALL of the following conditions are true:

* Your life points are 100 or less
* You have no cards in your hand (besides this card)
* You have no cards on your field (besides this card)
* You have no cards in your deck

If the following conditions are true, then you win the duel.

Black Eyes Chimeratech Overcannon Ultimate Supreme Great Dragon Thingy

ATK: Infinite
DEF: Infinite
Type: Dragon/Fusion/Effect
Level: 12
Attribute: DARK

Chimeratech Overdragon + Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon + Red Eyes Darkness Dragon + Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth + Cyber End Dragon + Exodia Necross + Dark Magician +Kuriboh

Effect: How the hell did you summon this card? Did you cheat? Because there is no fricking way that you could have possibly, in a billion years, have ever summoned this card. I mean, it's kind of hard to summon, isn't it?

[Schwarz]

Lmao, KG. And don't sweat it, Red. Keep trying!

[KaiserGlider]

The boy who cried "Wolf!"

ATK: 0
DEF: 0
Type: Warrior/Effect
Level: 1
Attribute: EARTH

Effect: During your Stranby Phase, place one "Wof Counter" on this face-up card. When there are 3 Wolf Counters on this card, send this card to the graveyard to destroy all monsters on your opponent's side of the field.

An Extremely Cute Little Harmless Bunny

ATK: 0
DEF: 0
Type: Fairy/Effect
Level: 1
Attribute: LIGHT

Effect: This card cannot declare an attack. This card cannot be offered as a tribute. This card cannot be special summoned or set. This card is unefected by the effcts of all of your spell and trap cards. When this card is attacked by an opponent's monster, increase the ATK and DEF of this card by 5000 during the damage step.

[Isaac_Andrey]

That's clever, seat. Good job.
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Poor People Virus Normal Trap
Tribute 1 common-rarity monster you control, check all cards on your opponents field, hand, and their next three draws. Any card worth more than 10 American dollars is sent directly to the graveyard.


Best virus card ever xDD

[Schwarz]

Meh. Too impractical without the satire. Remember, we're making fun of Yu-Gi-Oh!, not winning in retarded ways.

[Red-EyesBlackDragon]

Chaos Luster Dragon Warrior
Light
12 stars
5000 ATK
5000 DEF
Dragon/Effect
This card can be Special Summoned from your hand, deck, graveyard, or while removed from play by paying half of your Life Points. You may tribute this face-up card to remove from play all cards in on the field and in both player's hands. This card may attack twice in the same battle phase.

How's that for horribly imbalanced fun?

[PhantomCardMaker]

Robbers Lair
Quick Play Spell
When you activate this card, 4 big, strong gangsters take your opponent away to do some "talking" about a debt he owes to Don Lino. You automatically win the duel.

[MagePower]

Skater Punk
Monster/Effect/Warrior
4-Star
A:1900 D:1000

Pic: What does the name imply? (No offence meant to skaters, just the ones around here hate me)

When this monster is summoned you may take one random card from the opponent's hand and place it face-down beneath this card. When this card is removed from the field, the card is turned face up. If it is a Trap card or Quickplay Spell, and the timing is wrong, it is added to the opponent's hand. If it is a monster, send it to the graveyard and special summon this card. If none of these conditions are met, roll an 8-sided die. Take the result of the roll and balance that number of cards on your head. If any of these fall, you take 5000 points of direct damage.

Hey had to try...

[thewickedidiot]

Why Must You Hate Me?
Counter-Trap

Activate when your opponent summons a monster, activates a spell/trap card, activates a monster effect, wins the duel, or attacks. You can activate this card from your hand. Your opponent feels so sorry for you that he/she surrenders and you win the duel or match.

[savnit2]

This is spam and double posting don't do it again.

[p_p]

Extreme Sarcasm (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Extreme_sarcasm)
Normal SPELL

Like you need to run this card in your deck. I mean, all it would do is to make your opponent's head explode, how would that help you win?

Translation: Say something overly witty to destroy all face-up "Grue" cards on the field. If more than one Grue card is destroyed as a result, your opponent's head explodes.

[Shining_Blader]

looool this looks so funny xD xD xD

heres mine:

I'm lovin it!
Normal Spell
Effect: You can only activate this card if your opponent is eating a Happy meal, Big Mack or anything like that as long it is from the McDonald's. You can eat your opponent's food unless he/she discards 2 cards at random from his/her hand. If you can see the words «McDonald's» somewhere, say «Look!McDonald's!!» and then pick your opponent's food while he/she is looking.

Hey! He slaped me!!
Normal Spell
Effect: When you activate this card say: «hey dude your mother is really ugly! Geez!! I never saw someone so ugly in my entire life!!». If your opponent don't slaps you then he can draw 1 card. If he slaps you them well done... you asked for it -_-''. If you opponent is a female, instead knock your head in the table saying: «damn! I'm really stupid». If you hit the table 5 times in a row, draw 1 card.

Wanna Fanta?!
Normal Spell
If you opponent is drinking a fanta, you can draw 1 card unless your opponent gives that fanta to you.

You are spending too much time your idiot!
Normal Spell
Effect: Say to you opponent «Attencion! Attencion! You're spending too much f***ing time on ta computer. Leave now!» then, you can draw 1 card. if your opponent isn't on a computer, knock with your head on the table saying: «You are really stupid OMFG!» 5 times in a row. If your opponent thoughts you are talking to him and slaps you, them... OMG O_O'' you're really stupid! Lmao.

I'm stupid and I like it!
Normal Spell
Effect: Say to your opponent: «I'm really a dumbass!!!». Them, depending on your opponent's reaction, activate on of the following effects (these effects are accumulative):

Your opponent looks at you thinking: «WTF?!»: you can draw 1 card if you look at him smilling :D
Your opponent says: «WTF?»: you can draw 1 card.
Your opponent laughts at you: you pick the card in the top of your opponent's deck and add it to your hand without saying anything. If your opponent slaps you, give the card back to your opponent your dumbass -_-'''''...

I'm on crack!!!
Normal Spell
Effect: Knock your head in the table 20 times saying «I'm on crack!!». If you're stupid enought to do this, you win the duel.

hope you guys like them xD

[thewickedidiot]

This is spam and double posting don't do it again.

me? sorry I didnt know

[Shining_Blader]

Shining Swordsman
Attrib: Light
Level: 6 (looks like someone tried to erase 2 of the 6 balls with a rubber...)
Normal Monster
Atk: 2100... hum no, too much... ok 1900... damn thats not too much original... ok fine2050! why randow numbers sir? SHUT THE HELL UP WILL YA?! 2100 ATK!
Def: 2000... hum no thats too much... 1500! nneh.... what about 1650? why the randow number sir? damn it... can u plz shut up?! 1800!! --> thats not too much sir? WHO CARES?!

A card created by Dumblader

Me: HEY ITS SHINING_BLADER!

Someone else: ok sorry....

A monster created by Shining_Blader!

Me: You are the monster! Say «card»!

Someone else: fine...

A Card Created by Shining_Blader

You already know: ok thats fine now :D

[Ultimate Dino]

Exploding Card
Spell
When this card is played, it will detonate in 5...4...3...2...You're dead! Congratulations, you lose! :D

[El_Moss]

I'm bringing this thread back cos it's awesome!

YU-GI-OH!
Normal Spell Card
Clutch your Millenium Puzzle and shout "Yu-Gi-Oh!", thus becoming a far taller and deeper-voiced version of yourself. If you fail to do so, you lose the match.

OMFG! A BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON!!!!!111
Normal Spell Card
Point behind your opponent and scream about their being a real-life Blue Eyes White Dragon behind them. If you succesfully distract them, add loads of card from your deck to your hand and hope they don't notice.

[one-with-the-bugs]

This is awesome! Okay, I'll take a shot at it.

Harpie Lady Distraction Technique!
Normal Spell
This card can only be activated if your opponent is male. Pull out an OCG art harpie queen. While your opponent stares at in awe, steal their cards and run! What are you doing reading this card! RUN! After you have escaped safely, check your opponent's deck for any dark armed dragons, destiny draws, destiny hero malicious, or any card of decent value. Then either sell them or put them in your deck:D

NERD FIGHT!
Normal Trap
Picture: A giant fight going on at a Shonen Jump.
This card can only be activated if you have another friend waiting. Start a fight between you and your current opponent. During the fight, have your friend take the sheet of paper that says who won and fill it out saying that you won.

[Mcn00b]

okay then how about...
IMMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR!!!!
normal spell
shout, IMMA FIRIN MA LAZOR!!! at your opponent, whilst opening your mouth in a way that would suggest that you were about to fire your lazor, so to speak. if they flinch, draw as many cards as you feel necessary :p

[El_Moss]

best... bump... ever

[seatleite]

4Kids
Continous spell card
If your opponent says anything related to death, religion or swears, you win the match.

"They were sent to the stars!"

[Rainbow6]

Got Balls?
Pic: soccer balls and basketballs and other sports balls (what kind of balls did u think i meant?)
Normal Spell
You and your opponent select the card of the highest value from your respective decks and rip it in half. The person who destroyed the card of highest value wins the match. If both you and your opponent were too afraid to destroy a card, you both lose.


This is my House B****!
Normal Spell
Both you and your opponent take all the remaining cards in your deck and build a house of cards. Then proceed to blow at each other's houses as hard as you can and the person who's house of cards falls first loses the duel.

[El_Moss]

Screw The Rules, I Have Money!
Normal Spell Card
You can only activate this card if you're completely loaded and you have sworn undying legiance to Little Kuriboh's "Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series". You may cheat in any way during this duel, especially if it involves summoning a bunch of monsters in one turn. If you win, make sure to brag about how you're the best Yu-Gi-Oh! player in the world even though you're not and no one cares. If you lose, brag anyway... It was obviously a fluke... Wait, how the hell did you lose!

EDIT:

Where's Schwarz, I just wanna tell him how awesome he is for starting this... One year or so ago, was it? This thread doesn't have nearly enough posts.

[El_Moss]

I still like this thread.

Schwarz
* (1)
Light
Warrior
0/0
Schwarz likes to create epic threads but then doesn't keep them going or check back on them. Because of this he doesn't have any attack or defence. None! He doesn't even have an effect! He's worse than Kuriboh! Hahahahaha!

[Ultimate Dino]

Arnold Schwarzenegger
10 stars
Light
Machine
Effect
AAAAGH! I RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!!!!! RAAAAGGGH!!!
Atk/RAAAAAA Def/AAAAGGH!!!>:O

[El_Moss]

The Metagame
Continuous Spell Card
Fear the unorinality! Fear it!

[Reno]

HAHAA!! That just made my day Kaiser! Awesome job. :D