NINjas Vs. Other Stuff

[antisuperheroguy]

Pledge your soul to the ninjas, or.. or not.

Ummm.. krap? It was meant to be a poll and i thought the box was checked before i did it.

Oh well.

Lets just talk about how cool Ninjas are.

Ninjas could beat pirates on any day of the week, even Wednesday. Dont think you can rival their swords and rocket launchers. Ive got one that could challenge that.

Oh yeah, ninjas are better then your collective mothers also.

[Sibtiger]

Mistform Ultimus is a ninja AND a pirate.

[Ad Infinitum]

Pirates are too damn fast for ninjas to deal with, and spread too widely over the world. And as soon as you take down one, their replacement is already waiting.

Ninjas < Pirates < The MPAA.

[Muffin Man No9]

The only reason why they spread too widely over the world is because they travel the seven seas going from country to country and etc. You don't see a Ninja in a freakin' boat going from Asia to Europe. And whats the first thing you see when someone mentions Pirate? Most people see an ugly guy with a peg leg, one eye and a hook for a hand (Hope they don't scratch their *** with the wrong hand).

[Yoshimitsu27]

But Robots can beat both of them. If someone with a high enough intelligence programmed one, it could have all the qualities of both Ninjas AND Pirates!

[Muffin Man No9]

Why not just make a robotic Pir-injas? You have the strenghts of all three people

[Strong man]

rocket launchers

what ninja cary a never mind

i like the sameri (thats most likly spelled wrong)

[Prometheus]

Ninja vs. Beretta 9mm

Can the trigger man unload faster than stealth can sling a shuriken?

[Muffin Man No9]

You can't shoot what you can't see.

[antisuperheroguy]

Not to mention that ninjas can totally like, make more then one ninja even if you could see them, so you wouldnt even know which one to shoot. If you want to vote for your favorite, vote here.

http://forum.tcgplayer.com/showthread.php?t=10208
Save the ninjas and what not, theyre losing the vote!

[Muffin Man No9]

You mean move so fast that it seems like theres more than one?

[Prometheus]

Then it be the time to have a Street Sweeper.;)

[XShadowPheonix]

Um, I know someone who thinks he's a ninja.

[dark_knight_307]

Ninjas, pirates, robots, etc. > Muffin-eating, japanese-speaking, kung-fu monkeys that will eventually kill us all and send us to burn and rot in the infernal pits of hell.

Plain and simple. Not wierd at all.

[Muffin Man No9]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/rup/ninjalessons32.jpg

Look at what ninja's did to that poor man!

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/rup/youch.jpg