karppa
06-23-2007, 10:01 AM
Yes, another "unhinged" set. The first one I made was obliterated during the whole server crash thing, but at least I can make another one. Know that these cards are mostly for humor more than anything, so don't flame saying how stupid they are. If anyone wants to add some ideas, then feel free to do so. With that said, here they are:
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
UNH2 - EN000
Secret Rare
LIGHT
Level: 1
ATK/? DEF/?
Spellcaster-Type
Effect: During the turn this card is Normal Summoned, Flip Summoned or Special Summoned, you must say "Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?". If you do, this cards ATK becomes equal to your height x 50, and this card's DEF becomes equal to your weight x 50. If you do not say quote on this card, destroy this card.
Tyrant Librarian
UNH2 - EN001
Super Rare
EARTH
Level: 4
ATK/1600 DEF/1200
Warrior-Type
Effect: As long as this card remains face-up on the field, neither player can say anything verbally. If a player speaks while this card remains face-up, he/she sends a number of cards from the top of his/her deck equal to the number of letters in the word(s) he/she spoke before resolving this card's effect.
Time to School!
UNH2 - EN002
Common
DARK
Level: 3
ATK/1200 DEF/100
Fiend-type
Effect: As long as this card remains face up on the field, it gains the following effects based on the following days of the week:
- Monday: Increase this card's ATK by 800
- Tuesday: Increase this card's DEF by 1900
- Wednesday: This card may attack your opponent's Life Points directly
- Thursday: This card becomes a Monster Type of your choice
- Friday: Increase this cards ATK by 800 and DEF by 1900
Monkey Fire
UNH2 - EN003
Rare
FIRE
Level: 3
ATK/500 DEF/500
Beast-Type
Effect: When your opponent declares an attack on this card, or designates this card as a target of a card effect, you may yell "AAAH! MONKEY FIRE!". If you do, negate the attack or effect of your opponent's card and destroy it.
Test of Endurance
UNH2 - EN004
Super Rare
Normal Spell Card
Effect: You and your opponent must have a breath-holding contest. The player who holds their breath the longest Draws cards equal to the number of second(s) he/she held his/her breath after the opponent breaths.
Demo Rebublic
UNH2 - EN005
Ultra Rare
Normal Trap Card
Effect: Both players gets the following effects based on the color of their shirt:
- Blue: Draw 3 cards from your Deck
- Red: Add 3 cards in your Graveyard to your hand
- Any other color: Shuffle 3 cards in your Graveyard into your Deck
Trap Hole in One
UNH2 - EN006
Rare
Continuous Trap Card
Effect: Whenever a player Normal Summons, Flip Summons or Special Summons a monster, the opponent may say "FOOOOUR!". If the opponent does, negate the Summoning of that monster and destroy it.
Time Bomb
UNH2 - EN007
Secret Rare
DARK
Level: 1
ATK/5 DEF/5
Machine-Type
Effect: This card cannot be designated as an attack target. 3 turns after this card remains on the field, you win the duel, it's as simple as that.
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
UNH2 - EN000
Secret Rare
LIGHT
Level: 1
ATK/? DEF/?
Spellcaster-Type
Effect: During the turn this card is Normal Summoned, Flip Summoned or Special Summoned, you must say "Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?". If you do, this cards ATK becomes equal to your height x 50, and this card's DEF becomes equal to your weight x 50. If you do not say quote on this card, destroy this card.
Tyrant Librarian
UNH2 - EN001
Super Rare
EARTH
Level: 4
ATK/1600 DEF/1200
Warrior-Type
Effect: As long as this card remains face-up on the field, neither player can say anything verbally. If a player speaks while this card remains face-up, he/she sends a number of cards from the top of his/her deck equal to the number of letters in the word(s) he/she spoke before resolving this card's effect.
Time to School!
UNH2 - EN002
Common
DARK
Level: 3
ATK/1200 DEF/100
Fiend-type
Effect: As long as this card remains face up on the field, it gains the following effects based on the following days of the week:
- Monday: Increase this card's ATK by 800
- Tuesday: Increase this card's DEF by 1900
- Wednesday: This card may attack your opponent's Life Points directly
- Thursday: This card becomes a Monster Type of your choice
- Friday: Increase this cards ATK by 800 and DEF by 1900
Monkey Fire
UNH2 - EN003
Rare
FIRE
Level: 3
ATK/500 DEF/500
Beast-Type
Effect: When your opponent declares an attack on this card, or designates this card as a target of a card effect, you may yell "AAAH! MONKEY FIRE!". If you do, negate the attack or effect of your opponent's card and destroy it.
Test of Endurance
UNH2 - EN004
Super Rare
Normal Spell Card
Effect: You and your opponent must have a breath-holding contest. The player who holds their breath the longest Draws cards equal to the number of second(s) he/she held his/her breath after the opponent breaths.
Demo Rebublic
UNH2 - EN005
Ultra Rare
Normal Trap Card
Effect: Both players gets the following effects based on the color of their shirt:
- Blue: Draw 3 cards from your Deck
- Red: Add 3 cards in your Graveyard to your hand
- Any other color: Shuffle 3 cards in your Graveyard into your Deck
Trap Hole in One
UNH2 - EN006
Rare
Continuous Trap Card
Effect: Whenever a player Normal Summons, Flip Summons or Special Summons a monster, the opponent may say "FOOOOUR!". If the opponent does, negate the Summoning of that monster and destroy it.
Time Bomb
UNH2 - EN007
Secret Rare
DARK
Level: 1
ATK/5 DEF/5
Machine-Type
Effect: This card cannot be designated as an attack target. 3 turns after this card remains on the field, you win the duel, it's as simple as that.